“If you ever hear me order decaf coffee, I’ve been kidnapped and I’m trying to signal you”

“If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I’ve been kidnapped and I’m trying to signal you” is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on February 2, 2016.
   
       
Facebook
Death Wish Coffee Company
February 2, 2016 at 10:21 PM ·
Just know, it’s not the real me.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If you ever hear
me order a decaf coffee,
I’ve been kidnapped
and im trying to
signal you.
 
Twitter
Mikka Maychrowitz
@Mikka_May
if you ever hear me order decaf I’ve been kidnapped and I’m trying to signal you #idontdodecaf
11:08 PM · Feb 2, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
AL “Touchdown” Bundy
@AL_NorCal
If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee or bud light/Coors light anywhere, I’ve been kidnapped & am trying to signal you.
11:47 PM · Feb 2, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
jair
@hershe_magazine
If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I’ve been kidnapped & I’m trying to signal you. #WednesdayThoughts #IQRTG
(“If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I’ve been kidnapped and im trying to signal you” is shown on an image by Death Wish Coffee Company.—ed.)
11:38 AM · Feb 3, 2016·Twitter for iPad
 
Twitter
Chris G 🎼🎤🥁🎸☕️
@Bville108
If you hear me order decaf coffee it’s a signal I’ve been kidnapped
4:56 PM · Mar 20, 2016·Twitter for iPad
   
Twitter
jesus loera
@LoeraJesus
“I’m at ever at a restaurant and you see me order Decaf, it’s a sign that I’m getting kidnapped, do something”
12:25 PM · Mar 23, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Krysten
@WeirdGirlSoul
Amen! If anyone ever hears me order #decaf there is a BIG problem!
(“If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I’ve been kidnapped and im trying to signal you” is shown on an image by Death Wish Coffee Company.—ed.)
10:18 PM · Mar 23, 2016·Buffer
 
Twitter
Black Rifle Coffee
@blckriflecoffee
If you ever hear me order decaf, I’ve been kidnapped and I’m trying to signal you..
7:30 AM · Aug 22, 2018·Hootsuite
     
Twitter
Malichi DeVille
@Malichi_DeVille
If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee something is very seriously wrong and I’m trying to signal you
#coffeemug #CostOfLivingCrisis #CMDnest #twitchaffiliate
12:23 PM · May 19, 2022·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
#coffee
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If you ever hear
me order a decaf
coffee, I’ve been
kidnapped and
I’m trying to
signal you.
11:46 AM · May 22, 2022·Twitter for iPhone