Whore Derve (hors d’oeuvre)
"Hors d'oeuvres" is difficult for many Americans to spell. The term has nothing to do with whores, but there are jokes. "First the simple whore derves" was printed in The…
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“You’re telling me a whore made these derves?”
"Hors d'oeuvres" is difficult for many Americans to spell. The term has nothing to do with whores, but there are jokes. "First the simple whore derves" was printed in The…
“What are ‘derves’? I heard the whores love ‘em”
"Hors d'oeuvres" is difficult for many Americans to spell. The term has nothing to do with whores, but there are jokes. "First the simple whore derves" was printed in The…
“How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don’t. We are all depressed, broke and fat… not just you”
"How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don't. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat. It's not just you" is a jocular saying about social media that has been printed on…
“How to vent on social media. Step 1: Don’t. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat”
"How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don't. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat. It's not just you" is a jocular saying about social media that has been printed on…
“How to vent on Twitter. Step 1: Don’t. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat”
"How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don't. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat. It's not just you" is a jocular saying about social media that has been printed on…
“Ten packets of Walkers crisps have been sent to the ISS. It was running low on air”
Bags of potato chips (called "crisps" in the UK) often come packed with a lot of air. "Ten packets of Walkers crisps have been sent to the International Space Station after reports…
“How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don’t. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat”
"How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don't. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat. It's not just you" is a jocular saying about social media that has been printed on…
“How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?” (riddle)
A lightbulb joke was posted on rec.humor on September 9, 1992: Q: How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Pedants don't c-h-a-n-g-e lightbulbs, they r-e-p-l-a-c-e them. Another…
“My car was on E, I put $20 in the tank, now it’s on E+”
"$20 used to fill up a tank of gas, but not with high gas prices. That amount of money hardly gets the gas gauge above "E" (empty). "My 🚘 was on E, I put 20$ in the tank, now…
“The three stages of tequila: I’m fine… I’m drinking… I’m invisible…”
"The three stages of tequila: I'm fine... I'm drinking... I'm invisible..." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at…
“If you want to make memories, add some tequila”
"If you want to make (some) memories, add (some) tequila" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "If you want to make memories, add some…
“If you want to make some memories, add tequila”
"If you want to make (some) memories, add (some) tequila" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "If you want to make memories, add some…
“If you want to make memories, add tequila”
"If you want to make (some) memories, add (some) tequila" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "If you want to make memories, add some…
“If you want to make some memories, add some tequila”
"If you want to make (some) memories, add (some) tequila" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "If you want to make memories, add some…
Stoplight City (Evansville, Indiana nickname)
Other Evansville nicknames include "Crescent City," "Pocket City" and "River City." Wikipedia: Evansville, IndianaEvansville is a city in and the county seat of…
Crescent City (Evansville, Indiana nickname)
"Crescent City" has also been the nickname of New Orleans, Louisiana, since the 1830s. Other Evansville nicknames include "Pocket City," "River City" and…
River City (Evansville, Indiana nickname)
Other Evansville nicknames include "Crescent City," "Pocket City," and "Stoplight City." Wikipedia: Evansville, IndianaEvansville is a city in and the county seat of…
Pocket City (Evansville, Indiana nickname)
Other Evansville nicknames include "Crescent City," "River City" and "Stoplight City." Wikipedia: Evansville, IndianaEvansville is a city in and the county seat of…
“America the Beautiful” (1902 revisions)
The words to the poem "America the Beautiful" were composed by Wellesley College professor Katharine Lee Bates (1859-1928) in 1893, after a visit to Pike's Peak in 1893. The poem,…