Bluekkake (blue + bukkake)
In the United States mid-term elections on November 3, 2026, the Democrats won decisively. The Democrat Party is usually represented with the color blue, and the Republican party is usually…
Archive for 11/2026
“How to succeed as an artist: 1. Have rich parents”
It can be very difficult to succeed as an artist. It helps to have rich parents, so that a steady income isn't required. "How to succeed as an artist: 1. Have rich parents" (shown on…
“Charcuterie boards have led me to believe that eating my weight in cheese in one sitting is ok as long as I have a couple grapes with it”
Do the amounts of food provided on charcuterie boards encourage overeating? A joke about charcuterie boards was posted on X/Twitter by Mommy Needs a Life on January 15, 2022: "Charcuterie…
“When I say I have liquid assets, I mean I have soup”
Soup is sometimes joked to be a "liquid asset" -- a term that usually means "cash" in the financial world. "Liquid assets are a soup." was posted on X/Twitter by Bird…
“When I say I have liquid assets, I mean soup”
Soup is sometimes joked to be a "liquid asset" -- a term that usually means "cash" in the financial world. "Liquid assets are a soup." was posted on X/Twitter by Bird…
“I’m not manually changing my oven clock. That’s my kitchen time zone now”
Some people don't change the kitchen clock when it's time fo "spring forward" or to "fall back" an hour. It's just their "kitchen time zone."…
“I’m not manually changing the microwave clock that’s the Kitchen Time Zone now”
Some people don't change the kitchen clock when it's time fo "spring forward" or to "fall back" an hour. It's just their "kitchen time zone."…
“I ain’t changing the stove clock. That’s the kitchen time zone now”
Some people don't change the kitchen clock when it's time fo "spring forward" or to "fall back" an hour. It's just their "kitchen time zone."…
“My car doesn’t participate in the time change. It lives on daylight savings. It’s the car time zone”
Some people don't change the kitchen clock when it's time fo "spring forward" or to "fall back" an hour. It's just their "kitchen time zone."…
“Tonight’s special is puréed nut spread, topped with candied grape reduction, served on our special brioche bun”
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich might be ordinary, but another name for it can make it sound special. "Learning to cook watching the Food Network. Today I made a puréed nut spread with a…
“Learning to cook watching the Food Network. Today I made a puréed nut spread with a grape reduction on a brioche bun”
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich might be ordinary, but another name for it can make it sound special. "Learning to cook watching the Food Network. Today I made a puréed nut spread with a…
“Getting invited to an ice cream social is conflicting because there’s the ice cream, but also the social”
Many people like an ice cream social for the free ice cream more than for the people. "my job is having an 'ice cream social' this afternoon. i'll take the 'ice…
“Who is JP Morgan and what exactly is he supposed to chase”
What is the "chase" in the bank JPMorgan Chase? This was posted on X/Twitter by pillie eilish on November 1, 2026, and it received over 11,000 likes: "who is jp morgan and what…
“When you vote you should get a bar code that you input into your TV and it turns off political ads”
Many people believe that if you do early voting, you should get something that turns off all political ads. What's the point of the ads if you've already voted? "When you vote early,…
“If you vote early, you should be able to turn off political ads”
Many people believe that if you do early voting, you should get something that turns off all political ads. What's the point of the ads if you've already voted? "When you vote early,…
Entry in progress—BP402
Entry in progress -- BP402
Entry in progress—BP401
Entry in progress -- BP401
“Soup is witchcraft. We put plants, spices, and dead animals into a cauldron & follow instructions from a book written by old people”
"Soup is witchcraft. We put plants, spices, and dead animals into a cauldron & follow instructions from a book written by old people" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I’ve never seen someone with light in their eyes drink a Celsius”
Celsius is a brand of energy drinks. Some people think that, perhaps, there is too much energy in them. "WTF they put in Celsius btch I feel like I can pick the Earth up 😭" was posted…
“WTF they put in Celsius btch I feel like I can pick the Earth up”
Celsius is a brand of energy drinks. Some people think that, perhaps, there is too much energy in them. "WTF they put in Celsius btch I feel like I can pick the Earth up 😭" was posted…