“It’s actually pronounced ‘jaslight,’ and you’ve been saying it wrong this whole time”
"Gif" is pronounced like "jif." A joke about this also uses the term "gaslighting." "Actually it's pronounced jaslight. You've been saying it wrong this…
Archive for 08/2026
“Discipline is choosing between what you want now and what you want most”
"Discipline is (just) choosing between what you want now and what you want most" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "'Discipline is choosing…
“Shoutout to everyone who takes the back off the remote control and rolls the batteries around instead of just replacing them”
When a tv's remote doesn't work, many people open the battery case and try to just roll the batteries around. "I’m personally a big fan of 'opening the battery case and…
“Shout out to everyone who takes the back off the remote control and rolls the batteries around instead of just replacing them”
When a tv's remote doesn't work, many people open the battery case and try to just roll the batteries around. "I’m personally a big fan of 'opening the battery case and…
“No one warned me that once I got older, the weather app would be a crucial part of my daily routine”
Many people check weather apps more as they grow older. A young child (who doesn't have responsibilities) usually doesn't care or stress about the weather. "No one told me that once…
“No one told me that once I get older, the weather app will become a part of my routine”
Many people check weather apps more as they grow older. A young child (who doesn't have responsibilities) usually doesn't care or stress about the weather. "No one told me that once…
“Nobody told me as I get older, the weather app would become part of my daily routine”
Many people check weather apps more as they grow older. A young child (who doesn't have responsibilities) usually doesn't care or stress about the weather. "No one told me that once…
“Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars”
A single $20 bill used to go far, before inflation. Twenty dollars used to fill up a car's gas tank. Twenty dollars used to buy groceries, or a dinner for two. "Everything used to be 20…
“‘AI will replace you.’ I’d like to see AI turn a small inconvenience into a huge panic attack”
AI (artificial intelligence) can do many jobs, but it can’t do everything a human can. A popular meme starts with “AI is coming for your jobs” or "AI will replace you," and then…
“America the Beautiful (pairing of words to the music of “Materna”)
The words to the poem "America the Beautiful" were composed by Wellesley College professor Katharine Lee Bates (1859-1928) in 1893, after a visit to Pike's Peak in 1893. The poem,…
“The greatest trick politicians ever pulled was convincing people that the free market caused problems that were actually created by government intervention”
"The greatest trick politicians ever pulled was convincing people that the free market caused problems that were actually created by government intervention" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“The economy is so bad that scam messages went from ‘you won the lottery’ to ‘remote job available $18/hr’”
When the economy is bad, people are desperate for even very little. This was posted on X/Twitter by Neet on July 15, 2026, and it received over 298,000 likes: "The economy is so bad that scam…
“Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like ‘this is the first solar eclipse since 1734’”
For seemingly every solar eclipse, the news media inform how rare the event is. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by @synszo on August 11, 2026, and it received over 181,000 likes: "Every few…
“There are two types of folks in this world: 1. Folks who go ‘Oooooh big stretch’ when a dog stretches. 2. Sociopaths”
Pets often stretch out, and pet owners often comment on this. "if your dog stretches and you dont say 'OH BIG STRETCH' every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to…
“If your dog stretches and you don’t say ‘OH BIG STRETCH’ every single time then you are a psychopath and I don’t want to know you”
Pets often stretch out, and pet owners often comment on this. "if your dog stretches and you dont say 'OH BIG STRETCH' every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to…
“You’re legally required to say ‘OH big stretch’ when a cat or dog stretches, regardless of the actual size of the stretch”
Pets often stretch out, and pet owners often comment on this. "if your dog stretches and you dont say 'OH BIG STRETCH' every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to…
Missouri: “Joe Bowers” (folk song)
"Joe Bowers", sometimes called "Old Joe Bowers", is an American folk song that originated in the 1850s. Its lyrics detail the protagonist, Joe Bowers, traveling to California…
“Run like you’re chasing an ice cream truck”
"Run like you're chasing a taco truck" (or "Run like you're chasing an ice cream truck") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Ice cream trucks…
“Run like you’re chasing a taco truck”
"Run like you're chasing a taco truck" (or "Run like you're chasing an ice cream truck") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Ice cream trucks…
Tabasco Sauce
Tabasco pepper sauce is named after the "Free and Sovereign State of Tabasco," in Mexico. The TABASCO BRAND website says that "Tabasco" is "a word of Mexican Indian origin…