“You can’t eat a whole cake, but you can eat a cupcake”
Cupcakes are usually smaller than cakes. People who can't eat a whole cake can usually eat a cupcake. "The cupcake craze has gone too far and I am having cupcake backlash... Why not eat a…
Archive for 08/2026
Souvlaki
Souvlaki is a popular Greek street food. It is meat (usually pork but sometimes lamb, chicken, or fish) cooked on small skewers over a fire. "Spitted small-meats known as σουβλάκια…
“I play in a band called ‘Paper.’ We cover rock”
Rock music has nothing to do with the game of “rock-paper-scissors,” but there are jokes. "I play in a band called 'Paper'. We cover rock" was posted on Facebook by Adam…
“Your city spent millions on cameras, not potholes”
"Your city spent millions on cameras, not potholes" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many cities spent money on Flock cameras to read license plates (and surveil the…
“It’s pretty funny how cities can’t fix the endless potholes and cracks in the roads, but have the money to put surveillance cameras everywhere”
"Your city spent millions on cameras, not potholes" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many cities spent money on Flock cameras to read license plates (and surveil the…
“Cupcakes are for people who don’t have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! Losers”
Cupcakes are usually smaller than cakes. People who can't eat a whole cake can usually eat a cupcake. "The cupcake craze has gone too far and I am having cupcake backlash... Why not eat a…
Big Apple Roll (rollerblading event, 2003-present)
The Big Apple Roll is an annual rollerblading event through the streets of New York City (a city nicknamed the "Big Apple"). The event began in 2003 and is hosted by the Empire Skate Club…
“Ginger ale tastes best on an airplane”
Many people believe that ginger ale tastes better on an airplane than it does on the ground. The scientific reason for this is that ginger ale, when consumed on an airplane at a high altitude,…
“Ginger ale tastes better on an airplane”
Many people believe that ginger ale tastes better on an airplane than it does on the ground. The scientific reason for this is that ginger ale, when consumed on an airplane at a high altitude,…
“Ginger ale tastes best on a plane because it is a beverage of the gods and when you fly you are closer to them, radiating in their light”
Many people believe that ginger ale tastes better on an airplane than it does on the ground. The scientific reason for this is that ginger ale, when consumed on an airplane at a high altitude,…
“Pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles”
Bojangles is an American regional chain of fast food restaurants. "Bojangles" is not pronounced like "Los Angeles," but some people do that as a joke. "Think I’m gonna…
“What if I start pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles”
Bojangles is an American regional chain of fast food restaurants. "Bojangles" is not pronounced like "Los Angeles," but some people do that as a joke. "Think I’m gonna…
“Ginger ale tastes better on a plane”
Many people believe that ginger ale tastes better on an airplane than it does on the ground. The scientific reason for this is that ginger ale, when consumed on an airplane at a high altitude,…
“People don’t lie to you because the truth will hurt your feelings…”
"They don’t lie to you because the truth will hurt your feelings. They lie to you because the truth might provoke you to make choices that won’t serve their interest(s)" is a saying…
“They don’t lie to you because the truth will hurt your feelings…”
"They don’t lie to you because the truth will hurt your feelings. They lie to you because the truth might provoke you to make choices that won’t serve their interest(s)" is a saying…
“Don’t ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is the special occasion”
"Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is the special occasion" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't ever save anything for a…
“American politics is professional wrestling for people who think they’re too smart to watch professional wrestling”
"Politics is just WWE for people who think they're smart" -- World Wrestling Entertainment is professional wrestling, but for entertainment purposes only and frequently called…
“Politics is just professional wrestling for people who think they’re smart”
"Politics is just WWE for people who think they're smart" -- World Wrestling Entertainment is professional wrestling, but for entertainment purposes only and frequently called…
“Politics is just WWE for people who think they’re smart”
"Politics is just WWE for people who think they're smart" -- World Wrestling Entertainment is professional wrestling, but for entertainment purposes only and frequently called…
“They call it socialism because you get to socialize with people while you wait in line for bread”
"They call it socialism because you get to socialize with people while you wait in line for bread" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Socialism is an economic and…