S&M (Spaghetti and Meatballs)
Spaghetti and meatballs is only jocularly referred to as "S&M," which usually stands for "sadism and masochism." "RT @jamokie: Yeah, whats wrong with spaghetti and…
Archive for 01/2026
“The four seasons are depression, allergies, tomatoes and spooky”
The four seasons are usually winter, spring, summer and fall. This was posted on X/Twitter by Molly Fitzpatrick on June 5, 2022, and it received over 132,000 likes: "The four seasons are…
“Subpoena implies the existence of dompoena”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” has nothing to do with a subpoena, but there are jokes. "subpoena duces tecum? i'd rather file a dompoena douches precum if you know what i…
“Actually, life is good when people hate you. They don’t ask you for shit”
"Actually, life is (pretty) good when people hate you. They don't ask you for shit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. When a fake friend supposedly likes you,…
“Actually, life is pretty good when people hate you. They don’t ask you for shit”
"Actually, life is (pretty) good when people hate you. They don't ask you for shit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. When a fake friend supposedly likes you,…
“Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping”
Many people take photos of their sleeping pets. This was posted on X/Twitter by Laura Lovette on July 19, 2018, and it received over 218,000 likes: "Can you imagine how awkward it would be if…
“And just like that, all the potholes were filled in” (snow joke)
A snow storm can cover up potholes in a road. "And just like that, all the potholes were filled in" (shown with a picture of a snow-covered road) is a joke that has been printed on many…
“Ginger ale needs its own holiday. It’s a stand alone beverage, works with most alcohols, medicine for any illness, a life coach…”
Ginger ale serves several functions to many people. This was posted on X/Twitter by Claude Kelly (the original tweet is no longer available) on February 10, 2018: "Ginger ale needs it’s own…
“It snode” (for “it snowed”)
"It snode" (for "it snowed") is a snow spelling/saying/meme that has been printed on many images. "It snew" has also been used and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary…
“It snew” (for “it snowed”)
"It snode" (for "it snowed") is a snow spelling/saying/meme that has been printed on many images. "It snew" has also been used and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary…
“The past tense of grow is grew, the past tense of blow is blew, so if it were to snow, did it snew?”
"It snode" (for "it snowed") is a snow spelling/saying/meme that has been printed on many images. "It snew" has also been used and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary…
“It will snow. It is snowing. It snows. It snew. It has snode”
"It snode" (for "it snowed") is a snow spelling/saying/meme that has been printed on many images. "It snew" has also been used and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary…
“I snow. He snew. We snode”
"It snode" (for "it snowed") is a snow spelling/saying/meme that has been printed on many images. "It snew" has also been used and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary…
“Everybody keeps using ‘snode’ as the past tense of snow when really it should be ‘snew’”
"It snode" (for "it snowed") is a snow spelling/saying/meme that has been printed on many images. "It snew" has also been used and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary…
“‘Snew’ is not a word!!! The past tense of ‘snow’ is ‘IT SNODE’!!!!”
"It snode" (for "it snowed") is a snow spelling/saying/meme that has been printed on many images. "It snew" has also been used and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary…
“Whoever said I can’t cook must have never tried my 3am handful of shredded cheese”
Eating a handful of shredded cheese is not cooking, but there's a joke. "whoever said i can’t cook must have never tried my 3am handful of shredded cheese" was posted on Facebook…
“Whoever said I can’t cook must have never tried my late night handful of shredded cheese”
Eating a handful of shredded cheese is not cooking, but there's a joke. "whoever said i can’t cook must have never tried my 3am handful of shredded cheese" was posted on Facebook…
“Pineapple on pizza is the food version of sandals and socks”
Many people believe that pineapple does not belong on pizza, and many people also believe that socks should not be worn with sandals. These two positions are sometimes combined in an expression.…
“Pineapple on pizza is the food version of sandals with socks”
Many people believe that pineapple does not belong on pizza, and many people also believe that socks should not be worn with sandals. These two positions are sometimes combined in an expression.…
“Pineapple on pizza is the food version of wearing sandals with socks”
Many people believe that pineapple does not belong on pizza, and many people also believe that socks should not be worn with sandals. These two positions are sometimes combined in an expression.…