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Archive for 11/2025
“Finding the right sandwich at the right time can truly change a man’s life”
The right sandwich eaten at the right time can be magical. "Never underestimate the power of the right sandwich at the right time. ✨" was posted on Facebook by New York Deli &…
“‘The weather’ is not small talk. Weather is vast, beautiful, and mysterious. We are never really ready to talk about the clouds”
Many people regard talking about the weather as small talk that everyone can have an opinion on (but no one can do anything about). Many other people regard talking about the weather as very…
“People who ask ‘can I call you’ are so sweet. Like obviously you cannot but you’re so sweet for asking”
Many people like a text or an email -- anything but a telephone call, which requires immediate interaction. The innocent question "Can I call you?" is an obvious "no" answer,…
Red Apple (red/communist + Big Apple, 2025)
Zohran Mamdani, a sociliast candidate, successfully ran for New York City mayor in 2025. It was said that the "Big Apple" (New York City's nickname) would become the "Red…
Big Red Apple (red/communist + Big Apple, 2025)
Zohran Mamdani, a sociliast candidate, successfully ran for New York City mayor in 2025. It was said that the "Big Apple" (New York City's nickname) would become the "Red…
Red Apple (red/communist + Big Apple)
Zohran Mamdani, a sociliast candidate, successfully ran for New York City mayor in 2025. It was said that the "Big Apple" (New York City's nickname) would become the "Red…
Big Red Apple (red/communist + Big Apple)
Zohran Mamdani, a sociliast candidate, successfully ran for New York City mayor in 2025. It was said that the "Big Apple" (New York City's nickname) would become the "Red…
“Scientists are predicting that robots will one day replace soldiers. Who’s going dip robots in their boiled egg?”
"Dippy eggs and soldiers" is a typical breakfast in the United Kingdom, meaning soft boiled eggs and strips of toast. The strips of toasted bread are called "soldiers," and yes,…
“Talking about the weather is not small talk anymore”
Many people regard talking about the weather as small talk that everyone can have an opinion on (but no one can do anything about). Many other people regard talking about the weather as very…
“The right sandwich eaten at the right time can show you the light of God”
The right sandwich eaten at the right time can be magical. "Never underestimate the power of the right sandwich at the right time. ✨" was posted on Facebook by New York Deli &…
“A good sandwich at the right time makes life worth living”
The right sandwich eaten at the right time can be magical. "Never underestimate the power of the right sandwich at the right time. ✨" was posted on Facebook by New York Deli &…
“Bumper stickers are helpful for recognizing members of society you do not want to associate with”
Many people do not like bumper stickers. When they see a bumper sticker on a car -- especially a political bumper sticker -- they think less of the driver. "Bumper stickers are somewhat…
“There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email on a TV with the remote”
Many people find it difficult to type using a TV remote, such as entering an email address. "Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation" was posted on…
“Crockpots are just electric cauldrons”
"Crockpots are just electric cauldrons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying suggests that a crockpot can cook up some magic. "Crockpots are just…
“Real torture is typing your email on a tv”
Many people find it difficult to type using a TV remote, such as entering an email address. "Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation" was posted on…
“Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation”
Many people find it difficult to type using a TV remote, such as entering an email address. "Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation" was posted on…
“A crock-pot is just an electric cauldron”
"Crockpots are just electric cauldrons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying suggests that a crockpot can cook up some magic. "Crockpots are just…
“Slow cookers are just electric cauldrons”
"Crockpots are just electric cauldrons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying suggests that a crockpot can cook up some magic. "Crockpots are just…
“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness”
"Today's goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker needs a coffee to calm nerves…