“New York or nowhere”
Quincy Moore founded the lifestyle brand Knowlita in 2015, and Knowlita sold "New York or Nowhere" shirts. In 2020, Moore formed a company with Liz Eswein called New York or Nowhere…
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“It will always be New York or nowhere”
Quincy Moore founded the lifestyle brand Knowlita in 2015, and Knowlita sold "New York or Nowhere" shirts. In 2020, Moore formed a company with Liz Eswein called New York or Nowhere…
“New York Knicks or nowhere”
Quincy Moore founded the lifestyle brand Knowlita in 2015, and Knowlita sold "New York or Nowhere" shirts. In 2020, Moore formed a company with Liz Eswein called New York or Nowhere…
“I’m either at work, going to work, coming from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work”
"I'm either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Oh gross, I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead”
On October 14, 2025, Consumer Reports stated that it had found lead in most protein powders. This finding caused many people to stop using protein powders. Some people on social media added sarcasm…
“Any pan can be non-stick if I non-cook in it”
Nothing will stick to a pan if you don't cook anything. A popular joke is that any pan can be a "no stick" or "non-stick" pan if you "no-cook" or…
“Any pan is a no-stick pan if you no-cook in it”
Nothing will stick to a pan if you don't cook anything. A popular joke is that any pan can be a "no stick" or "non-stick" pan if you "no-cook" or…
“Remember, any pan can be a non-stick pan if you non-cook in it”
Nothing will stick to a pan if you don't cook anything. A popular joke is that any pan can be a "no stick" or "non-stick" pan if you "no-cook" or…
“‘Noted’ is the corporate version of ‘whatever’”
"'Noted' is the corporate version of 'whatever'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Whatever" is often used to express indifference,…
“I’m convinced that ‘noted’ is corporate version for saying ‘whatever’”
"'Noted' is the corporate version of 'whatever'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Whatever" is often used to express indifference,…
“I think ‘noted’ is the corporate version of ‘whatever’”
"'Noted' is the corporate version of 'whatever'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Whatever" is often used to express indifference,…
“That gas pedal hits different when you’re leaving the work parking lot”
"That gas pedal hit different when leaving that work parking lot” (or "That gas pedal hit(s) different when you're leaving the work parking lot") is a saying that has been…
“That gas pedal hit different when you’re leaving the work parking lot”
"That gas pedal hit different when leaving that work parking lot” (or "That gas pedal hit(s) different when you're leaving the work parking lot") is a saying that has been…
“Life is better when there are pumpkins on the porch”
"Life is better when there are pumpkins on the porch" (also "Life is better when there's a pumpkin on the porch," "Life is better with pumpkins on the porch" and…
“Life is better when there’s a pumpkin on the porch”
"Life is better when there are pumpkins on the porch" (also "Life is better when there's a pumpkin on the porch," "Life is better with pumpkins on the porch" and…
“Life is better with pumpkins on the porch”
"Life is better when there are pumpkins on the porch" (also "Life is better when there's a pumpkin on the porch," "Life is better with pumpkins on the porch" and…
“Life is better with a pumpkin on the porch”
"Life is better when there are pumpkins on the porch" (also "Life is better when there's a pumpkin on the porch," "Life is better with pumpkins on the porch" and…
“I phoned a restaurant and asked for a table for two. The guy who answered said I had the wrong number so asked for a table for four instead”
A restaurant joke was posted on The Musings of Mark Haggan on a page from November 29, 2013 (it appears that the joke was added in 2017): "Phoned a restaurant and asked for a table for two.…
“That gas pedal hit different when leaving that work parking lot”
"That gas pedal hit different when leaving that work parking lot” (or "That gas pedal hit(s) different when you're leaving the work parking lot") is a saying that has been…
“The hardest thing about carving a pumpkin these days is finding a newspaper to spread out on the table”
Before carving a pumpkin, people usually had covered a table with old newspapers, but who has old newspapers in this digital age? This was posted on X/Twitter by Simon Holland on October 25, 2017:…