“I have always been suspicious of Wendy’s hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature”

Wendy’s fast food restaurants serve square hamburgers. This was posted on X/Twitter by Dead Pan Nick on December 5, 2013, and received over 6,900 likes:
 
“I have always been suspicious of Wendy’s hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.”
 
Wendy’s addressed the issue with humor on X/Twitter on November 29, 2017:
 
“Unlike the super natural circle shape that hamburgers come in when you pick them off the vine.”
 
   
Wikipedia: Wendy’s
Wendy’s International, LLC, is an American international fast food restaurant chain founded by Dave Thomas on November 15, 1969, in Columbus, Ohio. Its headquarters moved to Dublin, Ohio, on January 29, 2006.
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The chain serves square hamburger patties on circular buns, sea salt fries, and the Frosty, soft ice cream mixed with starches.
 
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Dead Pan Nick
@Contwixt
I have always been suspicious of Wendy’s hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.
3:18 AM · Dec 5, 2013
 
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Wendy’s
@Wendys
Unlike the super natural circle shape that hamburgers come in when you pick them off the vine.
4:46 PM · Nov 29, 2017
 
iFunny
coolioio_2018
15 jul 2020
Wendy’s needs to get rid of the square burger it seems a little too… artificial @Wendys Replying to @CooperDFranklin Unlike the super natural circle shape that hamburgers come in when you pick them off the vine.
 
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
I have always been suspicious of Wendy’s hamburgers because they are square, unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.
1:58 PM · Apr 30, 2023
 
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
I’m suspicious of Wendy’s hamburgers because they are square, unlike the round hamburgers found in nature.
7:35 AM · Aug 23, 2024
 
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