“My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That’s a salt”

“A salt” sounds like “assault,” and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images.
 
“Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That’s ‘A Salt’; Assault!!!” was posted on X/Twitter by TOBBY OKE on December 20, 2011. “He threw sodium chloride at me! That’s a salt!” (also shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by Bagalicious on July 9, 2012. “Never throw Sodium Chloride at people. That’s a salt. #punny” was posted on X/Twitter by Jordan Webster-Moore on September 17, 2012. “Don’t throw Sodium Chloride at people, because thats A Salt” was posted on X/Twitter by Katie Taylor-King on September 19, 2012. “Don’t throw sodium chloride at people… That’s a salt!” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 18, 2013.
 
“My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That’s a salt. Hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha” was posted on X/Twitter by Emaperidol MD on October 12, 2012. “My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me, that’s a salt” was posted on X/Twitter by Kelvin Wong on October 13, 2012. “MY TEACHER THREW SODIUM CHLORIDE AT ME. THAT’S A SALT” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by The Cookie Knight on October 14, 2012.
   
 
X/Twitter
TOBBY OKE
@manliketobby
Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That’s ‘A Salt’; Assault!!!
6:03 AM · Dec 20, 2011
 
X/Twitter
Chris
@chrisquevatre
Someone just threw some Sodium Chloride at me. I’m pretty sure that’s a salt.
4:07 PM · May 8, 2012
 
X/Twitter
Bagalicious
@EtsyBagalicious
“He threw sodium chloride at me! That’s a salt!” 😊 #humor (My science-loving son will appreciate t http://pinterest.com/pin/111675265730548026/
10:03 AM · Jul 9, 2012
   
X/Twitter
Katherine Blackwell
@kwblackwell935
“@HighNye: Just threw some sodium chloride at dis bitch and got arrested for a salt.”
@frazierkid
10:31 PM · Sep 17, 2012 from Tennessee, USA
 
X/Twitter
Jordan Webster-Moore
@FindYourStage17
@ChipDissel Never throw Sodium Chloride at people. That’s a salt. #punny
11:22 AM · Sep 17, 2012
 
X/Twitter
Katie Taylor-King
@kjtaylor14
Don’t throw Sodium Chloride at people, because thats A Salt
2:20 PM · Sep 19, 2012
 
X/Twitter
farruqd1999
@Dfarruq
My teacher threw sodium chloride at me just now. That’s a salt.
7:33 AM · Oct 12, 2012
   
X/Twitter
Emaperidol MD
@Emaperidol
My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That’s a salt. Hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha
4:01 PM · Oct 12, 2012
 
X/Twitter
Kastriot
@Boostikaka
My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That’s a salt.
11:18 PM · Oct 12, 2012
 
X/Twitter
Kelvin Wong
@wahitskel
“My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me, that’s a salt.” ... i might have laughed harder than i should’ve, oh chemistry cat.
12:38 AM · Oct 13, 2012
 
X/Twitter
忠;
@LouisTanTT
I see what you did there.. RT @estherunagi: my chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me. that’s a salt. #nerdyjokes #melikey
5:08 AM · Oct 14, 2012
 
Facebook
The Cookie Knight
October 14, 2012 at 11:06 AM ·
My teacher threw sodium chloride at me.
(The following text is shown on an image. A cat looks like a chemistry teacher.—ed.)
MY TEACHER THREW
SODIUM CHLORIDE AT ME
THAT’S A SALT
 
Facebook
Spencer Shortt
October 29, 2012 at 8:06 PM ·
He threw Sodium Chloride at me . . . . That’s A salt!!!
 
Reddit—Jokes
misterchief117—September 4, 2013
Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me!
Police officer: That’s a salt!
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Homoarchnus—September 18, 2013
Don’t throw sodium chloride at people…
That’s a salt!
 
X/Twitter
Inside the Box 🎲
@itbboardgames
My Chemistry teacher threw Sodium Chloride at me. That’s a salt. #ChemistryJokes #MolecularGame
9:17 PM · Jun 3, 2015
 
Reddit—Oneliners
wonliners—October 21, 2017
My teacher threw sodium chloride at me ... that’s a salt.
       
Reddit—Jokes
starbug_1975—November 27, 2018
My chemistry teacher threw Sodium Chloride at me.
She got arrested, since that’s a salt.
 
Reddit—Jokes
TheLegitness—January 13, 2020
I had to call the police on my chemist teacher who spilled sodium chloride on me.
That’s a salt.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Dittestark—November 18, 2020
Don’t throw sodium chloride at people
That’s a salt
 
Reddit—Jokes
[deleted]—November 21, 2020
Don’t throw sodium chloride at people.
That’s a salt.
 
X/Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Don’t throw sodium chloride at people.
That’s a salt.
3:23 AM · Dec 14, 2023
 
X/Twitter
PUNS
@ThePunnyWorld
Don’t throw sodium chloride at people…
That’s a salt.
9:54 PM · Apr 22, 2025
 
X/Twitter
Friia9.0
@Friia10
Don’t throw sodium chloride at people…
That’s a salt.
9:59 AM · Apr 23, 2025
 
Facebook
All You Can Eat
April 30, 2025 ·
🤣🤣
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
don’t throw sodium
chloride at people
that’s a salt