“Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice”
The Christmas song "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" (1934) contains the lyrics: "He's making a list And checking it twice; He's gonna find out who's naughty and…
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“Everyone knows Santa isn’t real. Whoever heard of a man who makes a list AND checks it twice?”
The Christmas song "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" (1934) contains the lyrics: "He's making a list And checking it twice; He's gonna find out who's naughty and…
“Twitter is basically the modern version of talking to yourself in the mirror”
X/Twitter is a not-so-great social media place to post when a person has few followers, or is shadowbanned. It can be like talking to one's self in the mirror. "twitter is like talking to…
“Twitter is the social media equivalent of talking to yourself in the mirror”
X/Twitter is a not-so-great social media place to post when a person has few followers, or is shadowbanned. It can be like talking to one's self in the mirror. "twitter is like talking to…
“X is the social media equivalent of talking to yourself in the mirror”
X/Twitter is a not-so-great social media place to post when a person has few followers, or is shadowbanned. It can be like talking to one's self in the mirror. "twitter is like talking to…
“Twitter is like talking to yourself in a mirror of a public restroom and all the toilets are full”
X/Twitter is a not-so-great social media place to post when a person has few followers, or is shadowbanned. It can be like talking to one's self in the mirror. "twitter is like talking to…
“Things I trust more than government #10382: Dollar Tree Lobster”
"I trust gas station sushi move than I trust the government" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Sushi is a high-priced item that must be served fresh, and these are…
“I trust gas station sushi more than I trust the government”
"I trust gas station sushi move than I trust the government" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Sushi is a high-priced item that must be served fresh, and these are…
“Things I trust more than government: Gas station sushi”
"I trust gas station sushi move than I trust the government" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Sushi is a high-priced item that must be served fresh, and these are…
“Model trains aren’t that much hotter than regular trains”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Rail transport modelling Railway modelling (UK, Australia, New Zealand, and Ireland) or model railroading (US and Canada) is a hobby in which rail transport…
“When I needed a hand, I found your paw”
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw" (or "When I needed a hand, I found a paw") is a pet saying that has been printed on many images. Photos of dogs and cats often accompany…
“When I needed a hand, I found a paw”
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw" (or "When I needed a hand, I found a paw") is a pet saying that has been printed on many images. Photos of dogs and cats often accompany…
“When I needed a hand I found your paw…that’s why you’re so precious to me”
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw" (or "When I needed a hand, I found a paw") is a pet saying that has been printed on many images. Photos of dogs and cats often accompany…
“In my darkest hour, I reached for a hand and found your paw”
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw" (or "When I needed a hand, I found a paw") is a pet saying that has been printed on many images. Photos of dogs and cats often accompany…
“In my darkest hour, I reached for a hand and found a paw”
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw" (or "When I needed a hand, I found a paw") is a pet saying that has been printed on many images. Photos of dogs and cats often accompany…
“Croutons feel like an apology. ‘Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast’”
A new name fo croutons in a salad was posted on X/Twitter by SentientBunnySuit🐰 on June 15, 2024, and this received over 2,600 likes: "Croutons feel like an apology. 'Sorry we gave you…
“Every time I’m sore after Pilates I remember it’s what killed Jesus”
Pilates (a type of mind-body exercise) shouldn't be confused with Roman governor Pontius Pilate, but there are jokes. "Pilates must be pretty tough exercise if they killed Jesus" was…
“I did Pilates one day and I see why it killed Jesus. Wtaf so fucking hard”
Pilates (a type of mind-body exercise) shouldn't be confused with Roman governor Pontius Pilate, but there are jokes. "Pilates must be pretty tough exercise if they killed Jesus" was…
“What is orange and fizzy and comes down the chimney at Christmas?”/“Fanta Claus.”
Fanta soda has nothing to do with Santa Claus, but many have suggested a "Fanta Claus," who brings soda on Christmas. "What’s orange and comes down the chimney? Fanta Claus"…
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