“Them: Are you an early bird or a night owl? Me: I’m more of a tired afternoon duck”
"I'm not an early bird or a night owl. I'm more of a tired afternoon duck" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm not an early bird and I'm not a…
Archive for 11/2024
“Happy ‘my car clock is right again’ day to all who celebrate”
"Today my car clock is right again. My patience has finally paid off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker never changed the car clock an hour…
“Coffee—When you don’t want to do anything, but you still want to look like you’re thinking about doing something”
"Coffee -- When you don't want to do anything, but you still want to look like you're thinking about doing something" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“My father worked ten hours a day to put food on the table. Great dad, very slow cook”
"My father worked ten hours a day to put food on the table. Great dad, very slow cook" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Mark Simmons on February 13, 2020. The joke is that…
“My mom worked 10 hours a day to put food on the table. Great mom, but a really slow cook”
"My father worked ten hours a day to put food on the table. Great dad, very slow cook" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Mark Simmons on February 13, 2020. The joke is that…
“Weekend coffee is always sweeter”
"Friday's coffee always seems to taste a little sweeter" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Weekend coffee is always sweeter" is a similar coffee…
“Friday’s coffee always seems to taste a little sweeter”
"Friday's coffee always seems to taste a little sweeter" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Weekend coffee is always sweeter" is a similar coffee…
“The weekend’s coffee always seems to taste a little sweeter”
"Friday's coffee always seems to taste a little sweeter" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Weekend coffee is always sweeter" is a similar coffee…
“Weekend coffee is the best. It’s like weekday coffee’s hot friend”
"Weekend coffee is the best. It’s like weekday coffee’s hot friend" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Weekend coffee is the best. It’s like weekday…
“Remember when Twitter was called Twitter?”
"Twitter" has officially been known as "X" since July 2023, but many people have not stopped calling it "Twitter." "remember when twitter used to be called…
“Remember when Twitter used to be called Twitter?”
"Twitter" has officially been known as "X" since July 2023, but many people have not stopped calling it "Twitter." "remember when twitter used to be called…
“Remember when Twitter was called Twitter and tweets were called tweets?”
"Twitter" has officially been known as "X" since July 2023, but many people have not stopped calling it "Twitter." "remember when twitter used to be called…
“I don’t call the shots I just drink them”
The phrase "call the shots" shouldn't be confused with shots of alcohol, but there are jokes. "YOU CALL THE SHOTS... or you just drink em!" was posted on Facebook by X…
“A farmer once tried to sell me his bull. I didn’t buy it. He was charging too much”
Three jokes involve a bull and the pun of "charging too much." "We had a bull come to our front door selling red capes, but he was charging way too much" was posted on Facebook…
“We had a bull come to our front door selling red capes, but he was charging way too much”
Three jokes involve a bull and the pun of "charging too much." "We had a bull come to our front door selling red capes, but he was charging way too much" was posted on Facebook…
“My neighbor opened a backyard petting zoo with his bull. No one went. He was charging way too much”
Three jokes involve a bull and the pun of "charging too much." "We had a bull come to our front door selling red capes, but he was charging way too much" was posted on Facebook…
“Bar light, bar bright. First bar that I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, find someone to hold me tight”
There have been "bar light, bar bright" parodies of the English language nursery rhyme, "Star light, star bright, First star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might, Have the…
“Bar light, bar bright. First drink I had tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, remember tomorrow what I do tonight!”
There have been "bar light, bar bright" parodies of the English language nursery rhyme, "Star light, star bright, First star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might, Have the…
“Armadillo implies the existence of legadillo”
An armadillo exists, but a legadillo does not. "No one panic but an armadillo implies the existence of a handadillo and perhaps even a legadillo" was posted on X/Twitter by feral weasel…
“Your weekends last a lot longer if you start drinking on Thursdays”
"Your weekends last a lot longer if you start drinking on Thursdays" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's always a long weekend if you start drinking…