“People can’t take advantage of you if you are useless”
"People can't take advantage of you if you are useless" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "People cant take advantage of you if they think you're…
Archive for 10/2024
“If it can’t be fixed with wine, then you’re not using enough wine”
"If it can't be fixed with wine, then you're not using enough wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. “If it can’t be fixed with WINE…Then…
“Over-medicated and under-educated is exactly how they want us”
"Over-medicated and under-educated is exactly how they want us" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "#OverMedicated and #UnderEducated is how #they want us"…
“If jobs can ask for 3 references, then applicants should get to ask to speak to 3 happy employees”
Employers ask for references, but job applicants do not. "If jobs can ask for 3 references, then applicants should get to ask to speak to 3 happy employees" was posted on Facebook by Dre…
“People who don’t work have no right to tell people who do work that they aren’t paying enough taxes”
"People who don't work have no right to tell people who do work that they aren't paying enough taxes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "PEOPLE WHO…
“I just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to sleep I just don’t want to go to work”
"I just found out it doesn't matter how early I go to sleep I just don't want to go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, even if the speaker gets…
“Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to sleep I just don’t want to go to work”
"I just found out it doesn't matter how early I go to sleep I just don't want to go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, even if the speaker gets…
“It doesn’t matter how early I try and go to sleep the night before, my body just doesn’t want to get up for work”
"I just found out it doesn't matter how early I go to sleep I just don't want to go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, even if the speaker gets…
“Overmedicated and undereducated is exactly how they want us”
"Over-medicated and under-educated is exactly how they want us" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "#OverMedicated and #UnderEducated is how #they want us"…
“One minute you’re fun and young, the next minute the new hires at work are the same age as your kids”
New hires at work can make the other workers feel old. This was posted on Facebook by Work Memes on June 22, 2024, and this received over 5,200 shares: "One minute you're fun and young,…
“For extra cash consider robbing sex offenders. Their address is easy to find, and they can’t own guns”
"For extra cash consider robbing sex offenders. Their address is easy to find, and they can't own guns" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The meme was…
“If it can’t be fixed with wine, you’re not using enough”
"If it can't be fixed with wine, then you're not using enough wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. “If it can’t be fixed with WINE…Then…
“I remember the spoon’s taste more than the ice cream” (wooden spoon of ice cream cups)
Children at school or at camp are (or were) often given a cup of ice cream with a small wood "spoon" to eat it with. The ice cream spoon now is also made with plastic. "ice cream cup…
“The flavor of the wooden spoon haunts me to this day” (wooden spoon of ice cream cups)
Children at school or at camp are (or were) often given a cup of ice cream with a small wood "spoon" to eat it with. The ice cream spoon now is also made with plastic. "ice cream cup…
“If religious schools teach religion and trade schools teach trade, then what do state schools teach?”
What do state schools teach? "If trade schools teach trades, and religious schools teach religion, then what do state schools teach?" was posted on Facebook by Justin Damask on May 23,…
“If trade schools teach trades and religious schools teach religion, then what do state schools teach?”
What do state schools teach? "If trade schools teach trades, and religious schools teach religion, then what do state schools teach?" was posted on Facebook by Justin Damask on May 23,…
“If Jewish schools teach Judaism, Catholic schools teach Catholicism and Islamic schools teach Islamism, then what do government schools teach?”
What do state schools teach? "If trade schools teach trades, and religious schools teach religion, then what do state schools teach?" was posted on Facebook by Justin Damask on May 23,…
“A friend wanted to start collecting dogs. I gave him a couple of pointers”
"Pointer" is a medium-sized breed of pointing dog, and the "pointer" name is used in puns. "A friend wanted to start collecting dogs. I gave him a couple of pointers"…
“Danger. Do not touch. Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you’re dying” (sign)
"Danger. Do not touch. Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you're dying" is a sign that has been printed on many images. "Via @popurls: Not only will this…
“Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion”
"Going to war without France is like going (deer) hunting without an accordion" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Of course, an accordion is not useful for hunting.…