“I don’t care who likes me. Except dogs. I want dogs to like me”
"I don't care what anyone thinks of me. Except dogs. I want dogs to like me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't care what anyone thinks of me.…
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“I don’t care what anyone thinks of me. Except dogs. I want dogs to like me”
"I don't care what anyone thinks of me. Except dogs. I want dogs to like me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't care what anyone thinks of me.…
“I’d rather be beered and cheered than wined and dined”
"Beer and cheer" is a term like "wine and dine." "They were wined, dined, beered and cheered each day of their drill" was printed in the Morning World-Herald (Omaha,…
“Beer and cheer” (similar to “wine and dine”)
"Beer and cheer" is a term like "wine and dine." "They were wined, dined, beered and cheered each day of their drill" was printed in the Morning World-Herald (Omaha,…
“Safety meeting at work. They asked me, what steps would you take in event of a fire?” (joke)
What steps does one take in the event of a fie? "RT @FunnyJoker: In the event of a fire what steps would you take?.....Fucking big ones" was posted on X/Twitter by SlightlySick™ on…
“In the event of a fire, what steps should you take?”/“Really, really BIG ones!”
What steps does one take in the event of a fie? "RT @FunnyJoker: In the event of a fire what steps would you take?.....Fucking big ones" was posted on X/Twitter by SlightlySick™ on…
“I went to Dan’s cafe, but was put off by the non-stop George Michael music. I’m never going to Dan’s again”
A joke on George Michael's song "Careless Whisper" (1984) was posted on Facebook by Tom Whiteman on July 3, 2018: "I popped in to a place called Dan's Cafe for a bite to…
“The lid of the Dijon mustard came off inside our picnic basket. Now there’s Poupon everything”
"There is Poupon everything" -- a joke on "poop on everything" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Grey Poupon is a brand of Dijon mustard which originated in…
“There is Poupon everything”
"There is Poupon everything" -- a joke on "poop on everything" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Grey Poupon is a brand of Dijon mustard which originated in…
“Some people like to be wined and dined. We like to be beered and cheered”
"Beer and cheer" is a term like "wine and dine." "They were wined, dined, beered and cheered each day of their drill" was printed in the Morning World-Herald (Omaha,…
“Coffee drinkers make better lovers”
"Coffee drinkers make better lovers" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was cited on a bumper sticker in an article in The Argonaut (Marina del Rey, CA)…
“In a world full of twat waffles, be French toast”
"In a world full of twat waffles, be French toast" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "in a world full of twat waffles be a french toast.…