“I love having a job. I just hate goin to that mf”
"I love having a job, I just hate going" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on several images. "I love having a job, I just hate working" was posted on X/Twitter by…
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“Call me cornbread… cause soon as you start moving iffy I’mma be gone in a jiffy”
X/Twitter PoisonLovee🌈❤️ @Girlswagg14 Call me cornbread cause soon as you start moving iffy I'mma be gone in a jiffy 🏃🏾♂️💨 9:58 PM · Aug 1, 2023 X/Twitter…
“Unpopular opinion: Money actually buys happiness idc”
"Money can't buy happiness" is a proverb that has been cited in English since at least 1821. "Unpopular opinion : Money really buys you happiness" was posted on Facebook by…
“Coffee isn’t enough. I need to be struck by lightning”
"Coffee isn't enough (today), I need to be struck by lightning" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee isnt enough i NEED to be struck by…
“Coffee isn’t enough today, I need to be struck by lightning”
"Coffee isn't enough (today), I need to be struck by lightning" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee isnt enough i NEED to be struck by…
“I was going to start a taxi service for seniors and call it Oldsmobile”
Oldsmobile was a brand of American automobiles from 1897 to 2004. The company was named after Ransom E. Olds (1864-1950). The "Oldsmobile" name doesn't mean that it's an…
“I’m going to start a ride service for seniors and call it OldsMobile”
Oldsmobile was a brand of American automobiles from 1897 to 2004. The company was named after Ransom E. Olds (1864-1950). The "Oldsmobile" name doesn't mean that it's an…
“Benefits of serving green tea to guests: 1. You look rich 2. You save on milk 3. They won’t ask for more 4. They won’t come again”
A popular green tea joke went viral in 2018 and 2019. "3 Benefits Of Serving #GreenTea To Guests : 1 - It'll Prove You're Modern , 2 , Saving The Money Of Milk , 3 , No Need To Give…
“What I love most about cooking three meals a day and cleaning up afterwards is probably…”
A joke about cooking three meals a day was posted on X/Twitter by Justin Shanes on April 1, 2020: "What I love most about cooking three meals a day and cleaning up afterwards is probably the…
“Good evening to everyone who puts the oven at 200 no matter what. You’re my sort of people”
Some people always set the oven to 200 degrees, regardless of what is being cooked. The following was posted on X/Twitter by Our Rach on February 4, 2021, and received over 111,000 likes:…
“i wasn’t made to work a 9-5, i was made to swim in turquoise waters, eat fruit, and paint in a villa by the sea”
"i wasn’t made to work a 9-5, i was made to swim in turquoise waters, eat fruit, and paint in a villa by the sea" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an…
“The most impressive thing about Covid is how it turned a systemically racist patriarchy into a trustworthy government…”
"The most impressive thing about Covid is how it turned a systemically racist patriarchy into a trustworthy government who cannot be questioned" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“I drink coffee because punching people is frowned upon”
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
“Coffee—because punching people is illegal”
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
“Coffee—because punching people is frowned upon”
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
“No matter how much you hate the media, it isn’t enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
“No matter how much you hate the media, it’s not enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
“Due to personal reasons, I’ll still be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Due to personal reasons, I’m still going to be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Due to personal reasons, imma still be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…