“Why did the apple do Pilates?”/“To work on his core.”
A Pilates riddle is: Q: Why did the apple do Pilates? A: To work on his core. The apple pun was posted on X/Twitter by Dad Jokes on March 10, 2014. Wikipedia: Pilates Pilates (/pɪˈlɑːtiːz/;…
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“Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty”
"Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it's empty" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Erkenntnis des Tages: Der Magen meldet sich,…
“I hope the grocery stores will put the arrows back on the floor again so I can feel safe”
During the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic in 2020 and 2021, many grocery stores put arrows on the floor so shoppers could walk in one direction. This was widely ridiculed as completely useless in…
“Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry?”
"Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker probably has…
“I was gonna start dieting, but Halloween is coming up, then Thanksgiving and Christmas candy…”
Holidays can interfere with dieting. "I was gonna start dieting, but Halloween is coming up, then Thanksgiving and Christmas candy. Before you know it, it's BBQ season again and I'm…
“Some days I swear I’m gonna give up. Some days I swear I’ll never give up. Some days I just swear”
"Some days I swear I'm gonna give up. Some days I swear I'll never give up. Some days I just swear... Every day I just keep going" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Woke up early enough to get to the gym and have an amazing workout…”
"Woke up early enough to go to the gym for an amazing work out. I didn't go, but I woke up early enough" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael P Spradlin on November 26, 2018.…
“Coffee and love taste best when they are hot”
"Coffee and love are best when they are hot" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee and love taste best when hot" has also been printed on many images.…
“Coffee and love are best when they are hot”
"Coffee and love are best when they are hot" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee and love taste best when hot" has also been printed on many images.…
“What does an aardvark like on its pizza?”/“Ant-chovies.”
There aren't ants in anchovies, but there is a popular pizza riddle: Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza? A: Ant-chovies. The joke was included in the book The Zaniest Riddle Book in…
“What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?”
"What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "black-and-white-exo: krisbuttholeimnida: what if lollipops moaned…
“Social media gives people egos they don’t have in person”
"Social media gives people egos they don't have in person" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Social media gives people egos that they don't have in…
“Chicken noodle soup is alphabet soup but in cursive”
Some long noodles can look like cursive writing. "Chicken noodle soup is alphabet soup but it's in cursive" was posted on Facebook by Mattius Fincham on January 13, 2017.…
“What came first, the taco or the Tuesday?”
"Taco Tuesday" has been popular at restaurants for a very long time. "What came first, the taco or the Tuesday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
“One of my worst traits is my core belief that I deserve a little $6 coffee every time I run a mildly unpleasant errand”
Many people believe that they deserve an overpriced Starbucks coffee, even after they haven't accomplished much. This was posted on X/Twitter by g a b y and received over 93,000 likes:…
“In conclusion, there are ten letters”
People often wrap up a presentation with "in conclusion." "In conclusion, there are ten letters" is a joke. There are ten letters in the word "conclusion." "In…
“The bright side of Christmas… Everyone at Walmart will be wearing new pajamas”
People often get new pajamas at Christmas. Walmart (a large retail chain store) does not have a strict dress code. "Everyone at Walmart will be wearing new pajamas" was posted on…
“Eat the fucking bugs”
"Eat ze bugs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating bugs, and Schwab's first language was German. "Eat…
“Eat the bugs” (“Eat ze bugs”)
"Eat ze bugs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating bugs, and Schwab's first language was German. "Eat…
“Eat ze bugs” (“Eat the bugs”)
"Eat ze bugs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating bugs, and Schwab's first language was German. "Eat…