“When they come for your guns, give them your bullets first”
"If/When they come for the/your guns, give ‘em the/your bullets first" (there are many slight variations) is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "When they come…
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“Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and meme…”
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats" was written by American journalist, satirist and social critic H. L.…
“Fact checkers did not exist until we began shining our light on their darkness”
"Fact checkers did not exist until we began shining our light on their darkness" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Fact Checkers Did Not exist. Until We Began Shining…
“What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?”/“A boa constructor.”
A "boa constrictor" shouldn't be called a "boa constructor," but there are jokes. "Q: what snake do you need to build a house? A: a boa constructor" was posted on…
“The men who wrote the second amendment did not just finish a hunting trip…”
"The men who wrote the second amendment did not just finish a hunting trip. They just finished liberating a nation" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The is, the Second…
“What do you call a snake that loves building houses?”/“A boa constructor.”
A "boa constrictor" shouldn't be called a "boa constructor," but there are jokes. "Q: what snake do you need to build a house? A: a boa constructor" was posted on…
“Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your children”
"Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your children" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your…
“What do you get if you cross a snake with a Lego set?”/“A boa constructor.”
A "boa constrictor" shouldn't be called a "boa constructor," but there are jokes. "Q: what snake do you need to build a house? A: a boa constructor" was posted on…
“Sun Chips are the poor man’s Doritos”
Sun Chips (a brand of fried grains, rippled, multigrain chips) has been compared to Doritos (an American brand of flavored tortilla chips). both are made by Frito-Lay. "Wow, these Sun Chips…
“Sun Chips are just adult Doritos”
Sun Chips (a brand of fried grains, rippled, multigrain chips) has been compared to Doritos (an American brand of flavored tortilla chips). both are made by Frito-Lay. "Wow, these Sun Chips…
“Sun Chips are just whole grain Doritos”
Sun Chips (a brand of fried grains, rippled, multigrain chips) has been compared to Doritos (an American brand of flavored tortilla chips). both are made by Frito-Lay. "Wow, these Sun Chips…
“Politics is the art of making your selfish desires seem like the national interest”
"Politics is the art of making your selfish desires seem like the national interest" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American economist, author, and social commentator…
“Life is beautiful. It’s the system that’s ugly”
"Life is beautiful. It's the system that's ugly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is beautiful, it’s the system that is ugly" (along with an…
“My dad always said that it was rude to point. Great dad, terrible bricklayer”
Brick "pointing" is not the same as finger pointing, but there are jokes. "My old uncle used to say 'It's rude to point.' Brilliant man, but terrible brick…
“House wine should be on the house”
A "house salad" is the regular salad of an American restaurant. It's not a salad that's "on the house" (free). House wine is an inexpensive drinking wine served in…
“Restaurant toilets are so dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!”
"Restaurant toilets are so dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's the the problem of…
“The best house wine is on the house”
A "house salad" is the regular salad of an American restaurant. It's not a salad that's "on the house" (free). House wine is an inexpensive drinking wine served in…
“Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again, so does meatballs”
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
“Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again, so does dumplings”
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
“Someone called the Kentucky Derby ‘Amish Nascar’ and my day hasn’t been the same”
The Kentucky Derby has been compared to NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing). "Kentucky Derby = Amish Nascar?" was posted on Twitter by Shea on May 5, 2011. "The…