PayPutz (PayPal nickname)
PayPal is an American multinational financial technology company operating an online payments system. Some critics (who don't think it's much of a "pal") have called the company…
Archive for 11/2022
“Brooklyn of Tokyo” (Daikanyamach?, Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Daikanyamachō, ShibuyaDaikanyamachō (代官山町, Daikan'yama-chō), or simply Daikanyama (代官山), is a place in Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan. The…
“Safe and effective is not a lie. It’s two lies”
"SAFE AND EFFECTIVE IS NOT A LIE. IT'S TWO LIES!" (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on September 10, 2022. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) vaccines, for example, were often said to…
“Brooklyn of Seoul” (Seongsu-dong, South Korea)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Seongsu-dongSeongsu-dong is a dong, or neighbourhood, of Seongdong-gu in Seoul, South Korea. It is further subdivided into Seongsu-dong 1-ga and Seongsu-dong…
“What do you call a Russian with Covid?”/“Kalashnicough.”
Russian names sometimes end in 'kov" or "koff," and this can sound like "cough." "What do you call a Russian with Covid?--- Nastikof" was posted on Twitter…
“Supposedly, this cow was farting a lot and ruining the environment. So I ate it. You’re welcome”
"Supposedly, this cow was farting a lot and ruining the environment. So I ate it. You're welcome. Be a Hero. Eat Meat" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. An…
“What do you call a Russian with Covid?”/“Nastikof.”
Russian names sometimes end in 'kov" or "koff," and this can sound like "cough." "What do you call a Russian with Covid?--- Nastikof" was posted on Twitter…
“What is a coffee bean’s favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?”/“Roast.”
A coffee riddle is: Q: What is a coffee bean’s favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?A: Roast. "Q: What is a Coffee Bean’s favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving? A: ROAST" was posted…
Black Girl Magic Row (Tompkins Avenue, Bedford-Stuyvesant)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Bedford–Stuyvesant, BrooklynBedford–Stuyvesant (/ˈbɛdfərdˈstaɪvəsənt/), colloquially known as Bed–Stuy, is a neighborhood in the northern section of…
“Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty good at coffee”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Talk is cheap because the supply always exceeds the demand”
"Talk is cheap" is an old saying. One reason frequently given for talk being cheap is that the supply greatly exceeds the demand. (That is, people want less talk and more action.)…
“If found drunk, please return to wife”
"If found drunk, please return to (my) wife" is a jocular T-shirt saying that has been printed on many images. "If found drunk or unconscious, please return to anyone but (my)…
“The average home has two washing machines: 1) The real washing machine, and 2) Television”
"The average home has two washing machines -- washing machine + brain washing machine" is a saying shown on several images. The "brain washing machine" is a television.…
“With the end of daylight saving time, we can all enjoy watching the sun set as we eat lunch”
Not everyone appreciates the changing of clocks in the fall, and an earlier hour of darkness. This sarcastic comment was posted on Facebook by Thoughts From Aisle 4 on November 2, 2022: "With…
“If found drunk or unconscious, please return to anyone but wife”
"If found drunk, please return to (my) wife" is a jocular T-shirt saying that has been printed on many images. "If found drunk or unconscious, please return to anyone but (my)…
“I’m Leaving Twitter! But first I’m gonna TWEET about leaving Twitter!”
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
“Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what should I be buying? He said, ‘Canned goods’”
"Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying? He said, "Canned goods and ammunition'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is,…
“‘I love turning the clocks back so it gets dark by 4 pm’ Said no one ever”
"'I love turning the clocks back so it gets dark by 4pm' said no one ever" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Sent-Well.com (and others) on November 1, 2014. The same…
“I’m leaving Facebook! But first I’m going to post that I’m leaving Facebook”
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
“I called my stockbroker today and asked him, ‘What are you buying?’ He said, ‘Canned goods’”
"Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying? He said, "Canned goods and ammunition'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is,…