"I called my stockbroker today and asked him,…

“Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying? He said, “Canned goods and ammunition’” is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is, the stock broker is suggesting that the stock market will collapse and the client should prepare for apocalyptic conditions. Authorship of the joke is uncertain.

“I called my stockbroker today and asked him, ‘What are you buying’ ? His answer: ‘Canned goods and ammunition’” was posted on Twitter by Brock Arnold on April 29, 2009. “I called my stockbroker today and asked, ‘what are you buying?’ ... His answer: ‘Canned goods and ammunition’” was posted on Twitter by Chad Livengood on April 30, 2009. “RT @rockingjude Thought for the Day: I called my stockbroker today and asked, ‘What are you buying?’ He said, ‘Canned goods and ammunition’” was posted on Twitter by Laurel K. Harper on May 2, 2009.

“Joke from a friend>Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying. .He said, ‘Canned Goods and Ammunition’” was posted on Twitter by Tony Andrus on June 15, 2009. “Good Advice: I called my stockbroker and asked him what I should be buying. He said, ‘Canned goods and ammunition’” was posted on Twitter by David on June 18, 2009. “Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what should I be buying? He said, ‘Canned goods and ammunition’” (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on September 24, 2021. “Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying…..he said canned goods and ammunition” was posted on Twitter by Kevin Sorbo on November 4, 2022, and the tweet received over 68,000 likes.

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Brock Arnold
@arnoldbm
I called my stockbroker today and asked him, “What are you buying” ? His
answer: “Canned goods and ammunition.”
8:00 PM · Apr 29, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Chad Livengood
@ChadLivengood
E-mail joke I got today: “I called my stockbroker today and asked, ‘what are you buying?’” ... His answer: “Canned goods and ammunition”.
1:31 PM · Apr 30, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Laurel K. Harper
@HarperAcademy
RT @rockingjude Thought for the Day: I called my stockbroker today and asked, “What are you buying?” He said, “Canned goods and ammunition.”
6:28 PM · May 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Suzan Gray
@sznq
I called my stockbroker today and asked, “What are you buying?” He said, “Canned goods and ammunition.” (RT @rockingjude)
6:33 PM · May 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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May 7, 2009, 10:40:06 AM
A while back Linda suggested we lighten up!

I called my stockbroker today and asked, “what are you buying?”
His answer: “Canned goods and ammunition. “

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Tony Andrus
@phonemanA
Joke from a friend>Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying. .He said, “Canned Goods and Ammunition”.
6:39 AM · Jun 15, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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David
@texasrich
Good Advice: I called my stockbroker and asked him what I should be buying. He said, “Canned goods and ammunition”.
4:43 PM · Jun 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Jeff
@NamePlays
I called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying…...he said. Canned Goods and Ammunition
12:31 PM · Jun 30, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Rocky31
@Rocky31
called my broker to see what I should be buying . . . “canned goods and ammunition…”
8:42 PM · Jul 15, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Jeffrey Gibson
@jeffreygibson
FB RT: Pete Leighton Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying. . . . He said “Canned Goods and Ammunition”.
3:02 PM · Jul 22, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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AutomaticSemi
24 sep 2021
Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what should be buying? He said, “Canned goods and ammunition.’

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StuffYouFindFunnyBut3
18 mar 2022
Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what should be buying? He said, “Canned goods and ammunition.’

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StevenJames
23 may 2022
Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what should be buying? He said, “Canned goods and ammunition-

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Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
@NickAdamsinUSA
I called my stockbroker and asked him what I should be buying right now and he said, “canned goods and ammunition.”
2:27 AM · Jun 7, 2022·Twitter Web App

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Rooster’s Firearms
October 26, 2022 at 3:40 pm ·
Called my stockbroker
this morning and
asked him, “What
should I be buying?”
He said, “Canned goods
and ammunition.”

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Kevin Sorbo
@ksorbs
Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying…..he said canned goods and ammunition.
5:35 AM · Nov 4, 2022·Twitter Web App

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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Called my stockbroker
this morning and
asked him, “What
should I be buying?”
He said, “Canned goods
and ammunition.”
8:56 AM · Nov 4, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

“I called my stockbroker today and asked him, ‘What are you buying?’ He said, ‘Canned goods’”