“In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next a cookies and candy holiday…”

“In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next, a cookies and candy holiday before a boozer holiday, and we call it ‘flu season’ rather than sugar poisoning season” is a saying that has been printed on many images. The “candy holiday” is Halloween, the “pie holiday” is Thanksgiving, the “cookies and candy holiday” is Christmas, and the “boozer holiday” is New Year’s Eve.
 
“In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next, a cookies and candy holiday before a boozer holiday, and we call it ‘flu season’ rather than sugar poisoning season” was posted on iFunny on October 21, 2021. The saying appears to have originated on a Facebook post by Debbie McDaniel on this date.
 
       
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AnitaHardcok
21 oct 2021
In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next, a cookies and candy holiday before a boozer holiday, and we call it “flu season” rather than sugar poisoning season.

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Hear ye! Hear ye! ✝️🚺🧬🧠🤬🚜🐝🥩🚯♻️🚨🥊👶
@Bay_Native
In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next, a cookies and candy holiday before a boozer holiday, and we call it “flu season” rather than sugar poisoning & immune-system-lowering season.
10:02 AM · Oct 22, 2021·Twitter Web App
     
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Roots To Remedies
October 22, 2021 at 2:03 PM ·
She nailed it 🎯
(The following text is a Facebook post by Debbie McDaniel.—ed.)
In the US, we have a candy
holiday, followed by a pie
holiday, next, a cookies and
candy holiday before a boozer
holiday, and we call it “flu
season” rather than sugar
poisoning season.
 
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Dr Rachel DC,CSCP, PAK
@DrRachelHamel1
In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, followed by cookies and candy holiday before an alcohol holiday.
BUT we call it “flu season” rather than sugar poisoning and lack of sun season….
Hint: 🦠 don’t have a season.
8:54 PM · Oct 24, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Sunshine_Appleseed
@sunshine_toes
In the US we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next, a cookies and candy holiday before a boozer holiday, and we call it “flu season” rather than sugar poisoning season.
12:13 AM · Oct 25, 2021·Twitter for Android
     
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poshKingdavids777
25 oct 2021
In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next, a cookies and candy holiday before a boozer holiday, and we call it “flu season” rather than sugar poisoning season.
 
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ROMO
@RameseSanders
Toward the end of the year in the US, we partake in a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, then a cookies & candy holiday, ending the year with a booze holiday. The so-called experts call it “Flu season” but it should really be called sugar poisoning season.
9:31 PM · Oct 27, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
     
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metallicfunny_2020
30 oct 2021
In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next, a cookies and candy holiday before a boozer holiday, and we call it “flu season” rather than sugar poisoning season.
 
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NEWTRITION NEWYOU
@newtritionny
In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next, a cookies and candy holiday before a booze holiday, and yet we call it
“flu season” rather than sugar poisoning season.
9:06 AM · Nov 2, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
   
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DrJason Bradley
November 4, 2022 at 5:01 PM ·
In the USA we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie
holiday, followed by a candy and cookies holiday,
followed by a booze holiday, but we call it “flu season”
instead of what it is: “poisoning season”…
 
Reddit—ShitMomGroupsSay
Posted by u/thatgirl21 November 17, 2022
So does the flu not actually exist in her world?
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Toward the end of the year in the US,
we partake in a candy holiday,
followed by a pie holiday,
then a cookies & candy holiday,
ending the year with a booze holiday.
The so-called experts call it “flu season,”
but it should really be called
“SUGAR POISONING SEASON”.
 
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November 20, 2022 at 10:32 AM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
In the US, we have a candy
holiday, followed by a pie
holiday, next, a cookies and
candy holiday before a boozer
holiday, and we call it “flu
season” rather than sugar
poisoning season.