“What’s a light-year?”/“One-third less calories than a regular year.”
A joke defines "light-year" much like a "light beer," in that "it has one-third less calories that an regular year." "Evan Davis, one of the insane contestants I…
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“I like my pizza like I like my citations: Chicago style”
The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…
“Chicago style pizza implies the existence of MLA style pizza”
The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…
“Chicago style pizza implies the existence of AP style pizza”
The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…
“Wagon Wheels are British s’mores”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“S’mores are campfire Wagon Wheels”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“I like my citations like I like my hot dogs: Chicago style”
The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…
“I’m not a competitive person… I’ll be the first to admit it”
"I'm not a competitive person... I'll be the first to admit it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm not a competitive person.... I'll…
“I’m not a competitive person. I’m always the first to admit it”
"I'm not a competitive person... I'll be the first to admit it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm not a competitive person.... I'll…
“I like my citations like I like my pizza: Chicago style”
The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…
“Digestive biscuits imply the existence of indigestive biscuits”
The digestive biscuit originated in Scotland. There is no "indigestive biscuit," but there are jokes. "So...what do we have in the US...'indigestive' biscuits???" was…
“S’mores are just warmed up Wagon Wheels”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“I like my bibliographies the way I like my hot dogs: Chicago style”
The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…
Indigestive Biscuit
The digestive biscuit originated in Scotland. There is no "indigestive biscuit," but there are jokes. "So...what do we have in the US...'indigestive' biscuits???" was…
“How did you find the weather on your vacation?”/“I just went outside and there it was.”
"How did you find the weather on your holiday?" really means, "How was the weather?" The joke answer is, "I just went outside and there it was." “How did you find…
“Am I supposed to ask for followers? Asking for a friend”
"Asking for a friend" usually means that the question is being asked for someone else. In social media, it could also mean that the speaker is literally "asking for a friend"…
Psyop-19 (psyop + COVID-19)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe…
Deathvax
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe…
“There is no dish that requires you to exclusively use both a spoon and a knife”
"is there a food that you would need both a spoon and a knife #bigquestions" was posted on Twitter by Emily Dobler Siddiqi on March 18, 2015. "There is no dish that requires you to…
“Wagon Wheels are just cold s’mores”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…