“Espresso martinis are millennial women’s Four Loko”
An espresso martini has been compared to Four Loko. "Espresso martini = classy four loko" was posted on Twitter by Emma Taylor on September 16, 2011. "Espresso Martini’s are pretty…
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“Espresso martinis are just Four Lokos that went to grad school”
An espresso martini has been compared to Four Loko. "Espresso martini = classy four loko" was posted on Twitter by Emma Taylor on September 16, 2011. "Espresso Martini’s are pretty…
“Espresso martinis are just Four Lokos for adults”
An espresso martini has been compared to Four Loko. "Espresso martini = classy four loko" was posted on Twitter by Emma Taylor on September 16, 2011. "Espresso Martini’s are pretty…
“Dim sum implies the existence of dim min, max, and average”
Dim sum (a large range of small Chinese dishes) has nothing to do with a mathematical "sum," but there are jokes. "DIM SUM! (bright difference?)" was posted on Twitter by Ray L…
“What do you call a large Louisianan who never tells the truth?”/“A jambalaya.”
Jambalaya (an American Creole and Cajun rice dish) can sound a bit like "jumbo liar." "What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya"…
“What do you call a Cajun who never tells the truth?”/“Jumbolaya.”
Jambalaya (an American Creole and Cajun rice dish) can sound a bit like "jumbo liar." "What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya"…
“Hump Day: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday”
"Hump Day: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday" (also "Wednesday: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday” and "Hump Day Wednesday: not as…
Biostitute (biologist + prostitute)
A "biostitute" (biologist + prostitute) is a person who works for an industry such as Big Ag (agriculture), Big Oil, Big Pharma (pharmaceuticals) or Big Tobacco and is paid to defend the…
“Dim Sum implies the existence of Bright Difference”
Dim sum (a large range of small Chinese dishes) has nothing to do with a mathematical "sum," but there are jokes. "DIM SUM! (bright difference?)" was posted on Twitter by Ray L…
“Hump Day Wednesday: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday”
"Hump Day: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday" (also "Wednesday: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday” and "Hump Day Wednesday: not as…
“Wednesday: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday”
"Hump Day: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday" (also "Wednesday: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday” and "Hump Day Wednesday: not as…
“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!”
"Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is usually credited to British producer and actor Lee Fox Williams.…
“The greatest trick the refrigerator manufacturers ever pulled…” (crisper drawer)
A refrigerator's "crisper drawer" is designed to have a different level of humidity to keep fresh the fruits and vegetables stored there. Many people believe that the drawer…
“Does anyone have a recipe for ice cream soup?”
"Ice cream soup" is melted ice cream. There's not much of a recipe. "Does anyone have a recipe for ice cream soup?" was posted on Twitter by Sabeana on November 22, 2010.…
“Me at home: Why isn’t there more kindness in the world?/Me while driving: I hate everyone”
Road rage affects many people. "I hate every single person when I'm driving!" was posted on Twitter by Michael Sheffield on November 10, 2010. "I am a sweet person, but I hate…
“People who stay in the car to listen to music a little bit longer are my kind of people”
"Sometimes you just have to sit in the car and let the song finish" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "People who stay in the car to listen to music a little bit…
“Sometimes you just have to sit in the car and let the song finish”
"Sometimes you just have to sit in the car and let the song finish" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "People who stay in the car to listen to music a little bit…
“I can’t stand broken tripods”
The term "I can't stand" (meaning "I hate") usually doesn't involve standing, but there are jokes. "I can't stand broken tripods" was posted on Twitter…
“There are only two ingredients to ice cream soup—ice cream and patience”
"Ice cream soup" is melted ice cream. There's not much of a recipe. "Does anyone have a recipe for ice cream soup?" was posted on Twitter by Sabeana on November 22, 2010.…
“Recipe for ice cream soup—one part ice cream, three parts waiting”
"Ice cream soup" is melted ice cream. There's not much of a recipe. "Does anyone have a recipe for ice cream soup?" was posted on Twitter by Sabeana on November 22, 2010.…