“Fox News. Y u no have news about foxes?”
The Fox News Channel doesn't usually have news about foxes, but there are jokes. "I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes.…
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“Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed”
The Fox News Channel doesn't usually have news about foxes, but there are jokes. "I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes.…
Struggle Sandwich
A "struggle sandwich" is a sandwich on a low budget. It might be two slices of bread with a condiment in the middle, or with ice cubes in the middle. The term appears to have originated…
“I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes”
The Fox News Channel doesn't usually have news about foxes, but there are jokes. "I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes.…
“Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Class started before I got here.”
A school joke is: Teacher: Why are you late?Student: Class started before I got here. The student offers no explanation for lateness, but defines what lateness is. The joke has been cited in print…
“The real problem with FOX News is that it never actually reports on anything about foxes”
The Fox News Channel doesn't usually have news about foxes, but there are jokes. "I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes.…
“Vegemite is the Australian version of Marmite”
Marmite is a British savory food spread, first made in 1902. Vegemite is a thick, dark brown Australian food spread, first made in 1922. "Vegemite seems to be the Australia-New Zealand version…
“Ice hockey is technically a water sport”
Ice hockey is played on frozen water. Is hockey a water sport? "So since ice is just frozen water, does that mean that hockey is a watersport..? #justsayin" was posted on Twitter by…
“A cheese sandwich is just a raw grilled cheese”
Some people call a cheese sandwich as a "raw grilled cheese>" "4 yr old is eating a raw grilled cheese sandwich - yes, that's a butter and cheese sandwich" was posted on…
“Hockey is technically a water sport”
Ice hockey is played on frozen water. Is hockey a water sport? "So since ice is just frozen water, does that mean that hockey is a watersport..? #justsayin" was posted on Twitter by…
“My save for later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.2 million dollars”
Many people who shop online (such as at Amazon) can't afford an item, and put it in the "save for later" cart. "My save for later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.2 million…
“Everything ‘free’ is paid for by someone who works”
"Everything 'free' is paid for by someone who works" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people want the government to give them "free" stuff.…
“Pro tip: If you stir coconut oil into your kale, it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash”
"Pro tip: If you stir coconut oil into your kale, it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like kale.…
“Plant-based mayonnaise implies the existence of plant-cringe mayonnaise”
"Based or cringe?" is a popular internet meme. "Plant based implies the existence of plant cringe" was posted on Facebook by "Drinking cider unironically" on April…
“Plant-based milk implies the existence of plant-cringe milk”
"Based or cringe?" is a popular internet meme. "Plant based implies the existence of plant cringe" was posted on Facebook by "Drinking cider unironically" on April…
“Plant-based burgers imply the existence of plant-cringe burgers”
"Based or cringe?" is a popular internet meme. "Plant based implies the existence of plant cringe" was posted on Facebook by "Drinking cider unironically" on April…
“Plant-based protein implies the existence of plant-cringe protein”
"Based or cringe?" is a popular internet meme. "Plant based implies the existence of plant cringe" was posted on Facebook by "Drinking cider unironically" on April…
“Plant-based beer implies the existence of plant-cringe beer”
"Based or cringe?" is a popular internet meme. "Plant based implies the existence of plant cringe" was posted on Facebook by "Drinking cider unironically" on April…
“Plant-based meat substitutes imply the existence of plant-cringe meat substitutes”
"Based or cringe?" is a popular internet meme. "Plant based implies the existence of plant cringe" was posted on Facebook by "Drinking cider unironically" on April…
“Plant-based food implies the existence of plant-cringe food”
"Based or cringe?" is a popular internet meme. "Plant based implies the existence of plant cringe" was posted on Facebook by "Drinking cider unironically" on April…