“No farms, no food”
"No farms, no food" is a saying (usually used as a protest slogan) that has been printed on many images. "No farms, no food" was printed in the Courier-Post (Camden, NJ) on May…
Archive for 08/2022
Rotatoes (rotate + potatoes; jocular name for curly fries)
Many people believe that "curly fries" should be called "rotatoes" (rotate + potatoes). "Curly fries should be called 'rotatoes'" was posted on Twitter by…
“The government is just the armed gang you’re afraid would take over in the absence of government”
"The government is just the armed gang that you're afraid would take over in the absence of government" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by author Larken Rose on March 3,…
“Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place…”
Many people believe that tattoos make a person unemployable. This was posted on Twitter by "banana belt betty" on August 27, 2019: "Tattoos should actually make you more employable…
“You: ‘Curly fries.’ Me, an intellectual: ‘Rotatoes’”
Many people believe that "curly fries" should be called "rotatoes" (rotate + potatoes). "Curly fries should be called 'rotatoes'" was posted on Twitter by…
“Curly fries should be called ‘rotatoes’”
Many people believe that "curly fries" should be called "rotatoes" (rotate + potatoes). "Curly fries should be called 'rotatoes'" was posted on Twitter by…
“Sometimes you just gotta throw up and start drinking again”
"Sometimes you just gotta throw up and start drinking again" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on several images. "Sometimes you just gotta throw up and start…
Theyhattan (they + Manhattan)
"Theyhattan" (they + Manhattan) is a jocular name to get the "man" out of the borough of "Manhattan." "I am offended by this. It should clearly by Theyhattan or…
“I reject the assertion that my family must be made defenseless for you to be safe”
"I reject the assertion that my family and I must be made defenseless for you and yours to feel safe" (or "I reject the assertion that my family must be made defenseless for you to…
“I reject the assertion that my family & I must be made defenseless for you & yours to feel safe”
"I reject the assertion that my family and I must be made defenseless for you and yours to feel safe" (or "I reject the assertion that my family must be made defenseless for you to…
“Obey the sign or pay the fine”
"Obey the sign or pay the fine" is an anti-speeding campaign that has been shown on many images. Newspapers.com14 December 1991, St. Louis (MO) Post-Dispatch, "Letters from the…
“Using your turn signal is not ‘giving information to the enemy’”
Many people are reluctant to use turn signals while driving. "Using your turn signal is not 'giving information to the enemy'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“I saw a sign in a shop window that read ‘Pay No Interest.’ So I carried on walking”
"Pay no interest" can have a double meaning. This joke was posted on Sickipedia on August 19, 2022: "I saw a sign in a shop window that read ‘Pay No Interest.’ So I carried on…
“A penny found is worth more than a penny earned because a penny earned is taxed”
"A penny saved is a penny earned" is an old proverb. This variation was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February 4, 2022: "A penny found is worth more than a penny earned-…
“If I stirred it, it’s homemade”
"If I had/have to stir it, it's homemade" (or "If I stirred it, it's homemade") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, it's home…
“Our house is lived in, it’s not for show. If you don’t like the mess, you know where to go”
"Our house is lived in, it's not for show. If you don't like the mess, you know where to go" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the visitor can leave the…
“If I had to stir it, it’s homemade”
"If I had/have to stir it, it's homemade" (or "If I stirred it, it's homemade") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, it's home…
“If I have to stir it, it’s homemade”
"If I had/have to stir it, it's homemade" (or "If I stirred it, it's homemade") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, it's home…
“Peaches are just suede nectarines”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?”/“Because Batman swore to protect goth ham.”
"Gotham" is not the same as "goth ham," but a riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 18, 2020: Q: Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?A: Because…