Pastronomi (pastrami + astronomy)
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
Archive for 07/2022
“Decaf is broken coffee”
"Decaf? You mean broken coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like decaf coffee. "RT @FlamingFapper DECAF is broken coffee" was…
“Decaf? You mean broken coffee”
"Decaf? You mean broken coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like decaf coffee. "RT @FlamingFapper DECAF is broken coffee" was…
Pastronomy (pastrami + astronomy)
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
“Anyone trying to disarm you is not your friend”
"Anyone trying to disarm you is not your friend" and "Anyone trying to disarm you is your enemy" are pro-gun sayings. "Registration always Precedes Confiscation! ANYONE…
Pfatality (Pfizer + fatality)
"Pfatality" (Pfizer + fatality) is a portmanteau that some have used when attributing a cause of death to the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine. "We can pfinally say pfarewell to the pfatal…
“Anyone trying to disarm you is your enemy”
"Anyone trying to disarm you is not your friend" and "Anyone trying to disarm you is your enemy" are pro-gun sayings. "Registration always Precedes Confiscation! ANYONE…
“What is the saddest cheese?”/“Bleu cheese.”
A popular blue cheese riddle is: Q: What is the saddest cheese?A: Bleu/Blue cheese. "Bleu Cheese is the saddest cheese of all" was posted on Twitter by Kim #CherCrew on March 24, 2011.…
“What is the saddest cheese?”/“Prov-alone.”
"Provolone" cheese doesn't have the word "alone" in it, but one riddle is: Q: What is the saddest cheese?A: Prov-alone. "Provolone really is the saddest cheese"…
“What is the saddest cheese?”/“Blue cheese.”
A popular blue cheese riddle is: Q: What is the saddest cheese?A: Bleu/Blue cheese. "Bleu Cheese is the saddest cheese of all" was posted on Twitter by Kim #CherCrew on March 24, 2011.…
“I pretended to be asleep and then I fell asleep. Now I’m going to pretend I’m skinny”
"I pretended to be asleep and then I fell asleep. Now I'm going to pretend I'm skinny" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I pretended to be asleep,…
“Ordered some German food off the internet. The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come”
"Wurst" (a German food) has some "worst" puns. This joke was posted on Twitter by Roy Manterfield on May 20, 2011: "I’ve ordered some German food off the internet; the…
“I hate when people say ‘it’s too early to eat that.’ What time does a stomach open?”
Many people want to eat whatever food they want whenever they want it, regardless if the food is usually served at breakfast or dinner. This was posted (with four images) on Twitter by Danielle on…
“I hate people that say ‘it’s too early to be eating that.’ WHAT TIME DO A STOMACH OPEN?”
Many people want to eat whatever food they want whenever they want it, regardless if the food is usually served at breakfast or dinner. This was posted (with four images) on Twitter by Danielle on…
“Why do Rastafarians avoid Jewish delis?”/“Because they dread lox!”
"Dreadlocks" shouldn't be confused with "dread lox," but there are jokes. "why do rastafarians avoid jewish delis? cuz they dread lox!" was posted on Twitter by…
“Why are Jamaicans afraid of kosher delis?”/“They dread lox.”
"Dreadlocks" shouldn't be confused with "dread lox," but there are jokes. "why do rastafarians avoid jewish delis? cuz they dread lox!" was posted on Twitter by…
“Ham radio implies the existence of cheese radio”
Ham radio has nothing to do with "ham" (the food), but there are jokes. "Vegetarian ham radio enthusiasts use a cheese radio" was posted on Twitter by Mr Roger Quimbly on July…
“Ham radio implies the existence of bacon radio”
Ham radio has nothing to do with "ham" (the food), but there are jokes. "Vegetarian ham radio enthusiasts use a cheese radio" was posted on Twitter by Mr Roger Quimbly on July…
“Ham radio implies the existence of a Cuban sandwich radio”
Ham radio has nothing to do with "ham" (the food), but there are jokes. "Vegetarian ham radio enthusiasts use a cheese radio" was posted on Twitter by Mr Roger Quimbly on July…
“To ride horses or not to ride horses, that is equestrian”
"To be, or not to be, that is the question" is the opening phrase of a soliloquy by Prince Hamlet in William Shakespeare's play Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1. Several jokes replace…