"I pretended to be asleep and then I fell asleep.…

“I pretended to be asleep and then I fell asleep. Now I’m going to pretend I’m skinny” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.

“I pretended to be asleep, then I fell asleep. Now I’m going to pretend I’m skinny” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Sharing is Caring on May 3, 2019. “I pretended to be asleep and then I fell asleep. Now I’m going to pretend I’m skinny” was posted on Twitter by Chrystal Alexandroff on October 16, 2019.

Facebook
Sharing is Caring
Based in Sweden · May 3, 2019 at 2:50 PM ·
Let’s see if it works… 😂
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I pretended
to be asleep,
then I fell
asleep.
Now I’m going
to pretend I’m
skinny.

Facebook
The Laugh Club
Based in Sweden · May 10, 2019 at 8:30 AM ·
Me 😂😂
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I pretended
to be asleep,
then I fell
asleep.
Now I’m going
to pretend I’m
skinny.

Facebook
AmoMama UK
May 16, 2019 at 3:13 PM ·
Me 😂😂
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I PRETENDED
TO BE ASLEEP,
THEN I FELL
ASLEEP.
NOW I’M GOING
TO PRETEND
I’M SKINNY!

Twitter
Tinkerbell 11:11
@tinkerbell9958
I pretended to be asleep and then I fell asleep…
now I’m going to pretend to be skinny. 😊✨⚡️
12:15 AM · Jun 8, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Tim Kelly On Air
@timkellyonair
I Pretended To Be Asleep And Fell Asleep. Now I’m Going To Pretend To Be Skinny.
12:35 PM · Sep 4, 2019·Facebook

Twitter
Chrystal Alexandroff
@chrystalex1
I pretended to be
asleep and then I
fell asleep. Now I’m
going to pretend
I’m skinny.
7:38 AM · Oct 16, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
🇨🇦DomesticGoddess🇨🇦
@DomestiG57
I pretended to be asleep and fell asleep. Now I’m going to pretend to be skinny.
12:06 PM · Dec 5, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Big Mike NYC 🇺🇸
@MiaFins1
I pretended to be asleep and then I fell asleep. Now I’m going to pretend I’m skinny.
1:35 PM · Jul 11, 2022 from Manhattan, NY·Twitter for Android

Facebook
MY CRAZY WORLD
July 12, 2022 at 10:00 PM ·
I pretended to be
asleep and then
I fell asleep. Now
I’m going to pretend
I’m skinny.