“Triscuit and biscuit imply the existence of a uniscuit”
"Biscuit" and "Triscuit" exist, but there is no "uniscuit" (or "monoscuit"). "Quadscuit" (or "Quadriscuit") has been suggested to follow…
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“Do no harm, take no shit”
"Do no harm, (but) take no shit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "It comes down to this: Take no shit, do no harm. That's what the…
“Do no harm, but take no shit”
"Do no harm, (but) take no shit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "It comes down to this: Take no shit, do no harm. That's what the…
“I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand”
"I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand" (or "I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow…
“Clean and sober just means that I’m showered and heading to the liquor store”
"Being 'clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'@Douchekevin:…
“Being ‘clean and sober’ means I’ve showered and I’m headed to the liquor store”
"Being 'clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'@Douchekevin:…
“Rock lobster implies the existence of paper lobster and scissors lobster”
Rock lobster has nothing to do with rock music or rock-paper-scissors, but there are jokes. "the existence of the rock lobster implies the existence of the paper lobster & the scissors…
“Rock lobster implies the existence of heavy metal, pop, and easy listening lobster”
Rock lobster has nothing to do with rock music or rock-paper-scissors, but there are jokes. "the existence of the rock lobster implies the existence of the paper lobster & the scissors…
“My dream job is no job. I just want to get paid for breathing”
"My dream job is no job. I just want to get paid for breathing" was posted on Facebook by Jakiera Davis Conner on May 31, 2012. The post had over 67,000 shares. Facebook Jakiera Davis…
“You know what rhymes with golf? Wine”
There is no rhyme for "golf," but there are jokes. "You know what rhymes with golf? Beer/Wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU KNOW WHAT rhymes with…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Gin”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Whiskey”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Wine”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“You know what rhymes with golf? Beer”
There is no rhyme for "golf," but there are jokes. "You know what rhymes with golf? Beer/Wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU KNOW WHAT rhymes with…
“You know what rhymes with golf? Beer”
There is no rhyme for "golf," but there are jokes. "You know what rhymes with golf? Beer/Wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU KNOW WHAT rhymes with…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Scotch”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“You know what rhymes with golf? Wine”
There is no rhyme for "golf," but there are jokes. "You know what rhymes with golf? Beer/Wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU KNOW WHAT rhymes with…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Bourbon”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Beer”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“Another beer bottle with no genie at the bottom. I’ll keep looking”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…