“What do you call a plant-eating Viking?”/“A Norvegan.”
"Norvegan" (Norwegian + vegan) is a jocular term. "Q: What do you call a Norwegian that doesn't kill baby seals nor whales? A: A Norvegan! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" was posted on…
Archive for 05/2022
“What kind of music do lawn care specialists listen to?”/“Motown.”
A music riddle is: Q: What kind of music do lawn care specialists listen to?A: Motown. "Motown" sounds like "mow town." The riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 24,…
Allicin Wonderland (allicin + Alice in Wonderland)
Allicin is an organosulfur compound obtained from garlic. "Allicin Wonderland" is an obvious pun on Alice in Wonderland. "The body is, in fact, a veritable allicin wonderland"…
“If you crush up garlic, does it create an allicin wonderland?”
Allicin is an organosulfur compound obtained from garlic. "Allicin Wonderland" is an obvious pun on Alice in Wonderland. "The body is, in fact, a veritable allicin wonderland"…
“What do you call a vegan from Norway?”/“Norvegan.”
"Norvegan" (Norwegian + vegan) is a jocular term. "Q: What do you call a Norwegian that doesn't kill baby seals nor whales? A: A Norvegan! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" was posted on…
Norvegan (Norwegian + vegan)
"Norvegan" (Norwegian + vegan) is a jocular term. "Q: What do you call a Norwegian that doesn't kill baby seals nor whales? A: A Norvegan! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" was posted on…
“If you mix garlic with a hallucinogenic, you’d get an Allicin Wonderland”
Allicin is an organosulfur compound obtained from garlic. "Allicin Wonderland" is an obvious pun on Alice in Wonderland. "The body is, in fact, a veritable allicin wonderland"…
“Live every day like it’s Pretzel Day”
"Live every day like it's Pretzel Day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. National Pretzel Day is April 26th. The pretzel saying is usually associated with the…
“The only thing that should be rising is the people”
"The only thing that should be rising is the people" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "The only thing that should be rising is the people of Great…
“My favorite game is trying to take something out of the refrigerator…” (Refrigerator Jenga)
Jenga is a game where players take turns removing one block at a time from a tower of 54 blocks. If the tower collapses, that player "loses" and the other players "win."…
“Just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now”
"I just paid my car registration. The roads will be fixed any day now" and "Just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now" are jocular anti-government sayings that…
Fridge Jenga
Jenga is a game where players take turns removing one block at a time from a tower of 54 blocks. If the tower collapses, that player "loses" and the other players "win."…
“I just paid my car registration. The roads will be fixed any day now”
"I just paid my car registration. The roads will be fixed any day now" and "Just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now" are jocular anti-government sayings that…
Refrigerator Jenga
Jenga is a game where players take turns removing one block at a time from a tower of 54 blocks. If the tower collapses, that player "loses" and the other players "win."…
“People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It’s crazy. Anyways I got tacos”
"People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It's crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "What would you do for a…
“People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It’s crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar”
"People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It's crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "What would you do for a…
“A science teacher had his students observe and report on the condensation…” (joke)
"Due" shouldn't be confused with "dew," but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 21, 2022: "A science teacher had his students observe and…
“Recipes should include photos of the mess you have to clean up after cooking”
"Recipes should include photos of the mess you have to clean up after cooking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images The saying was posted on Twitter by Matthew…
“Philosophies are questions that may never be answered. Religions are answers…”
"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may not be questioned”
"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…