Appley Ever After (Apple-y Ever After)
Fairy tales often end with "happily ever after." "Appley/Apple-y ever after" or "Applely ever after" (apple + happily ever after) is an apple variation of this.…
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“Adam and Eve lived appley ever after”
Fairy tales often end with "happily ever after." "Appley/Apple-y ever after" or "Applely ever after" (apple + happily ever after) is an apple variation of this.…
Applely Ever After
Fairy tales often end with "happily ever after." "Appley/Apple-y ever after" or "Applely ever after" (apple + happily ever after) is an apple variation of this.…
“Two apples met, fell in love and got married. They lived appley ever after”
Fairy tales often end with "happily ever after." "Appley/Apple-y ever after" or "Applely ever after" (apple + happily ever after) is an apple variation of this.…
“Jonathan and Granny Smith fell in love and lived appley ever after”
Fairy tales often end with "happily ever after." "Appley/Apple-y ever after" or "Applely ever after" (apple + happily ever after) is an apple variation of this.…
“The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people”
"The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The thing about smart people is that they seem…
“If you ever want to quit drinking, eat Twizzlers. They’re not alcohol, but they’re liquorish”
"Licorice" sounds like "liquorish." "Hahaaa Twizzlers look like this http://bit.ly/n4Da9P :) They're liquorish :)" was posted on Twitter by…
“The official flag of 2020” (a face mask on a flagpole)
"The official flag of 2020" (a face mask on a flagpole) has been shown on many images. A related joke is a mock Pledge of Allegiance: “I pledge allegiance to the mask of the World…
“I pledge allegiance to the mask of the World Health Organization…”
A Covid-19 parody of the Pledge of Allegiance has been shown on many images: "I pledge allegiance to the mask of the World Health Organization, and to the United Nations, for which it stands,…
“The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules…”
"The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It’s people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages"…
“Put the politicians on minimum wage and watch how fast things change”
"Put the politicians on minimum wage and watch how fast things change" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The implication is that the politicians will need more money very…
“Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you’ll need. Better safe than sober”
"Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need. Better safe than sober" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Always buy a bigger bottle. Better safe than…
“Southerners saying ‘sweet Jesus’ implies the existence of umami Jesus, spicy Jesus, sour Jesus”
"Sweet Jesus!" is an exclamation. It does not imply other flavors of Jesus, but there are jokes. "You know what I like better than Sweet Jesus? that would be Sweet 'n' Sour…
“With little tea and just rice for all” (Pledge of Allegiance mondegreen)
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…
“With liver tea” (Pledge of Allegiance mondegreen)
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…
“One Asian, in the vestibule” (Pledge of Allegiance mondegreen)
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…
“One nation, under guard, invisible” (Pledge of Allegiance mondegreen)
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…
“One nation in a dirigible” (Pledge of Allegiance mondegreen)
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…
“One nation and a vegetable” (Pledge of Allegiance mondegreen)
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…
“One naked individual” (Pledge of Allegiance mondegreen)
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…