"If you ever want to quit drinking, eat Twizzlers.…

“Licorice” sounds like “liquorish.”

“Hahaaa Twizzlers look like this http://bit.ly/n4Da9P 😊 They’re liquorish 😊” was posted on Twitter by 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖆 ☽ on July 17, 2011. “If you ever want to quit drinking, eat Twizzlers. They’re not alcohol, but they’re liquorish” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 30, 2022.

Wikipedia: Twizzlers
Twizzlers is the product of Y&S Candies, Inc., of Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Twizzlers were first produced in 1929 by Young and Smylie, as the company was then called. The company itself was founded in 1845, making it one of the oldest confectionery firms in the United States. Twizzlers ingredients consist of corn syrup, wheat flour, sugar, cornstarch, and in smaller amounts palm oil, salt, artificial flavor, glycerin, citric acid, potassium sorbate, Red 40, and soy lecithin. Because Twizzlers ingredients do not include extracts of the licorice plant (except for black licorice flavor Twizzlers), they are referred to as licorice-type candy.

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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖆 ☽
@pizzaxslut_
@Alie_SP @moireinedumonde Hahaaa Twizzlers look like this http://bit.ly/n4Da9P 😊 They’re liquorish 😊
10:57 AM · Jul 17, 2011·TweetDeck

Twitter
mitches come ‘n go
@mciver_mitchell
Me: man I’ve got such a buzz from these Twizzlers
Pal: Oh, are they alcoholic?
Me: kinda, they’re liquorish
4:12 PM · Dec 20, 2019·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Fluid_Bag8283 March 30, 2022
If you ever want to quit drinking, eat twizzlers.
They’re not alcohol but they’re liquorish.

Twitter
Lutes
@Sir_Lutes_Alot
If you want to drink less, try twizzlers.
They’re not alcohol, but they’re liquorish.
#jokes #humor
3:42 PM · Mar 30, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Dad Jokes! 👨
@dadgivesjokes
If you ever want to quit drinking, eat twizzlers.
They’re not alcohol but they’re liquorish.
3:02 PM · Mar 31, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

LaffGaff
Quit Drinking
April 4, 2022 by laffgaff
If you ever want to quit drinking, eat twizzlers.
They’re not alcohol but they’re liquorish.