Fuckoffee (fuck off + coffee)
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
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Stresspresso (stress + espresso)
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
“Fuckoffee—Slang used to to tell someone to go away, be quiet, or don’t ask me questions…”
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
“Cup of Fuckoffee: 1 splash of no one cares. A dash of kiss my ass. Add some fuck yous”
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
“Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Spaghetti is just alphabet soup in cursive”
Some long noodles can look like cursive writing. "I think #Ramen noodles are alphabet soup in cursive. #eatyourwords #tomemmons" was posted on Twitter by Tom Emmons on August 31, 2012,…
“Ramen is just alphabet soup in cursive”
Some long noodles can look like cursive writing. "I think #Ramen noodles are alphabet soup in cursive. #eatyourwords #tomemmons" was posted on Twitter by Tom Emmons on August 31, 2012,…
“Ramen noodles are alphabet soup in cursive”
Some long noodles can look like cursive writing. "I think #Ramen noodles are alphabet soup in cursive. #eatyourwords #tomemmons" was posted on Twitter by Tom Emmons on August 31, 2012,…
“Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“It turns out the answer to my problems wasn’t at the bottom of this pint of ice cream…”
"It turns out the answer to my problems wasn't at the bottom of this pint of ice cream, but the important thing is that I tried" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Real Targét has to be from the Targét region of France, otherwise, it’s just sparkling Walmart”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. Target stores are often joked as…
“At this point, either your blood is boiling or it is clotting”
"At this point, your blood is either boiling or clotting" (or "At this point, either your blood is boiling or it is clotting") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I just found out my Indian name is…chugalottajava”
"I've just found out that my Indian name is Chugalottajava" (or "I just found out my Indian name is...chugalottajava") is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on…
“The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/NUCLEAR_WALRUS September 12, 2013The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/jazzguitarma April 12, 2022Did you…
“Putting ketchup on your eggs should lower your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“At this point, your blood is either boiling or clotting”
"At this point, your blood is either boiling or clotting" (or "At this point, either your blood is boiling or it is clotting") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“And crown thy good with Robin Hood” (“America the Beautiful” mondegreen)
"And crown thy good with Robin Hood" is a mondegreen of "And crown thy good with brotherhood," a line in the patriotic hymn "America the Beautiful." The misheard lyric…
“And crown thy good Red Riding Hood” (“America the Beautiful” mondegreen)
"And crown thy good Red Riding Hood" is a mondegreen of "And crown thy good with brotherhood," a line in the patriotic hymn "America the Beautiful." The misheard lyric…
“I’ve just found out that my Indian name is Chugalottajava”
"I've just found out that my Indian name is Chugalottajava" (or "I just found out my Indian name is...chugalottajava") is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on…