Fuckoffee (fuck off + coffee)
“Good morning, I’ll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress” is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Fuckoffee” (fuck off + coffee) is a portmanteau word that has been printed on many images, especially on coffee mugs.
“Is that some thing like wake up and smell the fuckoffee?” was posted on the newsgroup ab.general on May 18, 1996. “The guy that was told to fuck off, hereafter referred to as the fuckoffee, was the third or fourth off topic post. I appreciated that off topic post. So Mike Gay, hereafter referred to as the fuckoffor, was overreacting” was posted on the newsgroup sci.geo.satellite-nav on November 5, 1998. “Do people still go round in offices asking bosses they dont’t like ‘You fuckoffee?’” was posted on the newsgroup uk.local.london on May 12, 1999. “London coffee chain ‘F—-offee’ received a hilarious trademark refusal letter from the Intellectual Property Office” was printed on Business Insider on October 29, 2015.
“Stresspresso is a silent killer” was posted on Twitter by Naomi Van Tol on June 26, 2009. “Stressed out…have a stresspresso” was posted on Twitter by Mooshan Mubarik on July 29, 2010. “#stresspresso (Strong espresso)” was posted on Twitter by Rick van den Bosch on August 18, 2010. “Why isn’t ‘stresspresso’ a word” was posted on Twitter by MPHD on December 7, 2011.
“A STEAMING CUP OF FUCKOFFEE 1 Splash of no one cares A dash of kiss my ass Add some fuck yous A pinch of blow me Stir & shove it up your ass” (shown on a T-shirt) was posted on Twitter by TheBitchStore on October 8, 2017. “Cup of Fuckoffee: 1 splash of no one cares. A dash of kiss my ass. Add some fuck yous. A pinch of blow me. Stir & shove it up your arse” was posted on Twitter by Lord Sydes on December 4, 2017. “How to make a Cup of Fuckoffee: One splash of noone cares. A dash of kiss My ass. Add some fuck yous. A pinch of blow Me. Stir and shove it up your ass” was posted on Twitter by ¢нαѕтιту ™ on December 29, 2018.
“FUCKOFFEE- used to tell someone to go away, be quiet, don’t ask me questions before I have had my coffee. So, FUCKOFFEE!” was posted on Twitter by kas on January 29, 2019. “☕ Fuckoffee ☕ [fuhk-off-fee] adjective Slang used to to tell someone to go away, be quiet, or don’t ask me questions before I have had my coffee” was posted on Twitter by AMERIAN BADASS on June 13, 2021. this definition probably originated on a coffee mug design.
“Good morning, I’ll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspresso” was posted on Twitter by Dylan Farella on April 9, 2019. “Good Morning Ill Take A Large Fuckoffee With A Shot Of Stresspresso shirt” was posted on Twitter by Heaven T-shirt Shop on April 27, 2021.
Google Groups: ab.general
FAGGOTS SPREAD AIDS-WHY PROTECT THEM?
Scott
May 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
Is that some thing like wake up and smell the fuckoffee? ;^}
Google Groups: alt.test
Mail for Marty
M Frenette
Nov 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
Fuck-offee
Google Groups: uk.local.london
Emergency coffee
susan rowies
May 12, 1999, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
Do people still go round in offices asking bosses they dont’t like “You fuckoffee?”
Google Groups: sci.geo.satellite-nav
Any hunters in this group?
MIKEOFWA
Nov 5, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
Seriously. The guy that was told to fuck off, hereafter referred to as the fuckoffee, was the third or fourth off topic post. I appreciated that off topic post. So Mike Gay, hereafter referred to as the fuckoffor, was overreacting. IMO. Who knows? Maybe Mike’s dog died that morning and in fact he was underreacting.
Twitter
Naomi Van Tol
@loraxgotaposse
@theogeo Stresspresso is a silent killer. I hope you have a vacation on the horizon! If not, consider an under-desk decompression cave.
9:34 PM · Jun 26, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Mooshan Mubarik
@Moooshan
Replying to @salwashiam
@salwashiam Stressed out…have a stresspresso.
7:19 AM · Jul 29, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Rick van den Bosch
@rickvdbosch
Start of the day (after a night with very little sleep): #stresspresso (Strong espresso)
3:42 AM · Aug 4, 2010·erased37970
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Rick van den Bosch
@rickvdbosch
Second #stresspresso (extra strong espresso) for the day is on the way…
1:37 AM · Aug 18, 2010·erased37970
Twitter
Lisa M
@LisaMaffia09
Replying to @Charley85
@Charley85 Can’t beat a nice steaming hot cup of fuckoffee
5:40 AM · Feb 1, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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chris grav3s
@BodegaBats
Fuckoffee (noun). To be able to enjoy coffee without interruption.
2:01 PM · Nov 18, 2011·Mobile Web
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ᎷᏢᎻᎠ
@MPHDmusic
Why isn’t “stresspresso” a word
6:57 PM · Dec 7, 2011·Echofon
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cheyenne ☾
@cheyenneleaha
Have a nice cup of fuckoffee.
10:44 PM · May 22, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Pajama Sam
@Scawker
#QuoYourCoach “How about a nice cup of fuckoffee?”
7:50 PM · Mar 14, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Tini Howard ⚔
@TiniHoward
Replying to @chaosbria
@chaosbria I work at a coffee shop in between freelance deadlines and fix drinks when nervous. I call it “stresspresso!”
12:08 AM · Apr 16, 2014·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Stu Mills
@Stu_Mills
Today’s cup of #fuckoffee is brought to you by @EE for ruining my day #enjoy
(“FUCKOFFEE” is shown on a coffee mug.—ed.)
9:30 AM · Sep 29, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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20 moths
@wijnruitje
For lunch today, I had five Halloween Oreos and a double shot of stresspresso, and now I feel a little green around the gills.
3:23 PM · Oct 3, 2014·Twitter for Android
Globa lNews
U.K. coffee shop told to remove ‘offensive’ sign responds with slight change
By Adam Frisk Global News
Posted October 28, 2015 1:22 pm Updated October 28, 2015 1:23 pm
London coffee house Fuckoffee was forced to take down its store sign and change its name after the owner of the building deemed the name ‘offensive.’
Last week, the owners of the café received notice from their landlord’s lawyer, ordering the signs be taken down.
Business Insider
London coffee chain ‘F—-offee’ received a hilarious trademark refusal letter from the Intellectual Property Office
Lara O’Reilly Oct 29, 2015, 6:17 AM
A London coffee shop named “Fuckoffee,” which was ordered by lawyers to remove its “offensive” signage earlier this week, has tweeted a photo of a hilarious letter it says it received from the Intellectual Property Office (IPO,) refusing an application to trademark its risqué brand name.
The letter, dated December 4, 2014, states that the trademark did not meet the requirements for registration and that the IPO had “absolute grounds for refusal.”
Twitter
Anna
@Anna_wth
“yes, I’ll have an iced venti Stress latte with a pump of stress syrup & an extra shot of stresspresso” says to Starbucks barista
6:58 PM · Dec 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
TheBitchStore
@TheBitchStore
Get a Steaming Cup of Fuckoffee Men T-shirt https://zazzle.com/steaming_cup_of_fuckoffee_men_t_shirt-235581219431302049
(The following text is shown on a T-shirt.—ed.)
A STEAMING CUP OF
FUCKOFFEE
1 Splash of no one cares
A dash of kiss my ass
Add some fuck yous
A pinch of blow me
Stir & shove it up your ass
4:38 PM · Oct 8, 2017·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
DJ Alpha-T (SkaFunkSoulBeats)
@DJ_AlphaT
Replying to @TeganMH
“I’ll have a large Flat Whitehotflushofembarrassment with an extra shot of stresspresso, please. I love you. I mean, bye!”
11:30 PM · Nov 7, 2017·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Lord Sydes #FBPE #FBPPR 💙 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇸🇬🇫🇮🇪🇺
@SydesJokes
Cup of Fuckoffee https://sydesjokes.blogspot.fi/2017/12/cup-of-fuckoffee.html
(The following text is shown on a coffee mug.—ed.)
Cup of Fuckoffee:
1 splash of no one cares.
A dash of kiss my ass.
Add some fuck yous.
A pinch of blow me.
Stir & shove it up your arse.
3:55 AM · Dec 4, 2017·Buffer
Twitter
¢нαѕтιту ™
@coffe3_whor3
How to make a Cup of Fuckoffee:
One splash of noone cares.
A dash of kiss My ass.
Add some fuck yous.
A pinch of blow Me.
Stir and shove it up your ass.
4:19 PM · Dec 29, 2018·Twitter for Android
Twitter
kas
@ambiverseuu
FUCKOFFEE- used to tell someone to go away, be quiet, don’t ask me questions before I have had my coffee. So, FUCKOFFEE!
7:11 PM · Jan 29, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Rin Wolfe 🌌
@rinwolfe
I just saw someone make a joke about homework and I got a fucking shot of stresspresso straight to my veins despite being out of school for seven years.
7:59 AM · Mar 23, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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Dylan Farella
@dfarella
Good morning, I’ll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspresso.
7:49 AM · Apr 9, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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𝐊𝐲𝐥𝐞 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐌𝐜𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞
@KYLEMCENTIRE
Good morning, I’ll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspresso.
5:06 PM · Apr 15, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Your basic demon
@SlytherinTrash6
Cup of Fuckoffee:
One splash of no one cares
One dash of kiss my ass
Add some fuck yous
A pinch of blow me
Stir and shove it up your ass
4:56 AM · Jun 7, 2019·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Heaven T-shirt Shop
@HeavenTshirtSh1
Good Morning Ill Take A Large Fuckoffee With A Shot Of Stresspresso shirt .
https://heavenshirt.com/product/good-morning-ill-take-a-large-fuckoffee-with-a-shot-of-stresspresso-shirt/
12:03 AM · Apr 27, 2021·Blog2Social APP
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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
☕ Fuckoffee ☕
[fuhk-off-fee] adjective
Slang used to to tell someone to go away, be quiet, or don’t ask me questions before I have had my coffee.
6:07 AM · Jun 13, 2021·Twitter for Android
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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
Cup Of Fuckoffee…
1 splash of no one cares, A dash of kiss my ass. Add some fuck yous. A pinch of blow me. Stir and shove it up your ass
Oh I mean Good Morning 😉
7:50 AM · Aug 21, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Brad Clark
@BradCla55888567
serve ‘em a big cup of fuckoffee
(A coffee mug read;“fuckoffee Hot beverage offered to co-workers that you hate, but try to get along with in sarcastic manner”—ed.)
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@sackdanandrews
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3:11 AM · Oct 23, 2021·Twitter Web App
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sunshinegyspy
@Sarinakhadka99
Good morning, I’ll like to have a larged iced fuckoffee with shot of stresspresso .
8:21 PM · Nov 24, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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CryptoBitches
@CryptoBitch_NFT
Fuckoffee
[noun]
The first cup of coffee in the morning where you’re not even human yet and don’t want to see or talk to anyone.
#cryptoart #nftart #opensea #nftcommunity #womeninbusiness #womeninNFTs
#mondaymood #mondaymorning #mondaymotivation
9:01 AM · Jan 24, 2022·LaterMedia
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Kavita Andrews
@kavandrews1
Cup of Fuckoffee:
one splash of no one cares
a dash of kiss my ass
add some fuck yous
a pinch of blow me
stir & shove it up your ass
11:30 PM · Jan 24, 2022·Twitter Web App
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RM
@banjaratrails_
Good morning, I’ll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspresso!
#tuesdayvibe #tuesdaymotivations #TuesdayFeeling
1:09 AM · Mar 15, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Crafty McClever
@CraftyMcClever
Quarantine Mug Chef Recipe Cup of Fuckoffee Coffee Mug https://tuppu.net/a8485457 #CraftyMcClever #UniqueEtsy #CupOfFuckoffee
6:06 AM · Apr 8, 2022·Autotw_e_e_t
Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
Good morning, I’ll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspresso.
9:37 AM · Apr 15, 2022·Twitter for Android