“Only when you can see through the illusion, can you be part of the solution”
"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have been…
Archive for 12/2021
“Why is canned Parmesan cheese the most family-friendly?”/“It’s always G rated.”
"G-rated" (a movie rating meaning "All ages admitted. Nothing that would offend parents for viewing by children") shouldn't be confused with "grated," but there…
“If you make home fries whilst not at home, are they away fries?”
"Home fries" is a popular breakfast dish of fried potatoes, cut in chunks or wedges and usually served with onions. You can get "home fries" at restaurants (outside the home),…
“Bank account: There’s food at home”
"Bank account: There's food at home" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the bank account does not have enough money for its owner to eat at a…
“Three Christmas spirits—whiskey, gin and vodka”
In the story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three spirits -- the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to…
“Sincerity Affection Love Attention Respect Yourself” (“salary” backronym)
"Sincerity Affection Love Attention Respect Yourself" (a backronym or back-acronym of the word "salary") has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "The…
“Three Christmas spirits—vodka, rum and gin”
In the story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three spirits -- the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to…
“Three Christmas spirits—gin, vodka and bourbon”
In the story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three spirits -- the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to…
“Badminton implies the existence of goodminton”
There is a sport called "badminton." There is no sport called "goodminton" or "worseminton," but there are jokes. "Goodminton, badminton, worseminton" was…
“It’s funny how people get so angry in traffic on the way to work…”
"It’s funny how people rage in traffic on the way to work like they’ll be any happier once they get there" was posted on Twitter by Trap on November 8, 2018. "I’m sitting here…
“Three Christmas spirits—scotch, vodka and tequila”
In the story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three spirits -- the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to…
“Badminton implies the existence of Goodminton and Alrightminton”
There is a sport called "badminton." There is no sport called "goodminton" or "worseminton," but there are jokes. "Goodminton, badminton, worseminton" was…
“Three Christmas spirits—rum, brandy and whiskey”
In the story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three spirits -- the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to…
“Why should you enjoy the music at the entrance of a hotel?”/“Because it’s foyer entertainment.”
"For your entertainment" shouldn't be confused with "foyer entertainment," but there are jokes. "What do you call books in the entranceway to a bookstore? Foyer…
“The only thing in Texas that changes faster than the weather is a woman’s mind”
Texas weather can change a lot -- and this has sometimes has been compared to women. The song "Boogie Mama" (from the 1998 album Lone Wolf) by Jerry Jeff Walker begins, "Just like…
“If you pretend I’m wearing a mask, I’ll pretend yours works”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. Many people didn't like to wear them and believed that the masks were not effective. This was posted on…
“Since everyone started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste”
"Since everyone started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulting…
“I don’t watch Fox News for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet”
"I don't watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't watch [CNN/Fox…
“I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet”
"I don't watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't watch [CNN/Fox…
“Badminton is still better than worseminton” (“Badminton > Worseminton”)
There is a sport called "badminton." There is no sport called "goodminton" or "worseminton," but there are jokes. "Goodminton, badminton, worseminton" was…