“Sour cream is the mayonnaise of Mexican food”
Sour cream is to Mexican tacos as mayonnaise is to American sandwiches. "'Sour cream is the mayo of mexican food ' @MomoFlow" was posted on Twitter by Claptin’ Planet on…
Archive for 08/2021
“Food tastes better when you’re watching TV”
"#WhatYouShouldKnowAboutMe Is Food Tastes Better When I'm Watching TV!" was posted on Twitter by Beni on October 2, 2011. "Food tastes better when I'm watching tv" was…
“If you can’t say anything nice, you obviously haven’t had your coffee yet”
"If you can't say anything nice, you obviously haven't had your coffee yet" (or "If you can't say anything nice, you haven't had enough coffee") is a coffee…
“Sour cream is the mayo of the taco”
Sour cream is to Mexican tacos as mayonnaise is to American sandwiches. "'Sour cream is the mayo of mexican food ' @MomoFlow" was posted on Twitter by Claptin’ Planet on…
“Food tastes better when I’m watching TV”
"#WhatYouShouldKnowAboutMe Is Food Tastes Better When I'm Watching TV!" was posted on Twitter by Beni on October 2, 2011. "Food tastes better when I'm watching tv" was…
“Snopes is for dopes”
Snopes is a fact-checking website. Many people have claimed that Snopes is biased, and that it doesn't do good or honest work. "Snopes is for dopes" is a popular critical saying.…
“If you can’t say anything nice, you haven’t had enough coffee”
"If you can't say anything nice, you obviously haven't had your coffee yet" (or "If you can't say anything nice, you haven't had enough coffee") is a coffee…
“Dragon fruit is just flavorless kiwi”
Dragon fruit has been compared to kiwi. "Dragon Fruit is like flavourless kiwi fruit. just blah" was posted on Twitter by christine catleugh on July 24, 2009. "Honestly dragonfruit…
“Dragon fruit are just really flamboyant kiwis”
Dragon fruit has been compared to kiwi. "Dragon Fruit is like flavourless kiwi fruit. just blah" was posted on Twitter by christine catleugh on July 24, 2009. "Honestly dragonfruit…
“Sour cream is the mayonnaise of the taco world”
Sour cream is to Mexican tacos as mayonnaise is to American sandwiches. "'Sour cream is the mayo of mexican food ' @MomoFlow" was posted on Twitter by Claptin’ Planet on…
“10 out of 10 scientists agree with whoever is paying them”
"9/10 scientists will agree with whoever is paying them" was posted on Twitter by RRP on May 15, 2021. "10 out of 10 scientists agree with those who are paying them...." was…
“80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet”
"80% of arguments start because someone hasn't eaten yet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by AV on June 20, 2020. "80% of…
“Which military leader knows the most?”/“General Knowledge.”
A "general" riddle was posted on Sickipediaon August 12, 2021: Q: Which military leader knows the most?A: General Knowledge. SickipediaWhich military leader knows the most?General…
“10 out of 10 scientists agree with whoever funded them”
"9/10 scientists will agree with whoever is paying them" was posted on Twitter by RRP on May 15, 2021. "10 out of 10 scientists agree with those who are paying them...." was…
“80% of arguments happen because someone hasn’t eaten yet”
"80% of arguments start because someone hasn't eaten yet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by AV on June 20, 2020. "80% of…
“Canapé. Scottish for, I don’t have the money”
"Canapé" can sound like "can not pay." "What did the Scotsman say when he didn’t have the money for his Hors d'oeuvre bill? I canapé" was posted on Twitter by…
“10 out of 10 doctors agree with whoever is paying them”
"9/10 scientists will agree with whoever is paying them" was posted on Twitter by RRP on May 15, 2021. "10 out of 10 scientists agree with those who are paying them...." was…
“What kind of truck is never lonely?”/“A pick-up truck.”
A pick-up truck doesn't necessarily have good pick-up lines to pick up dates, but there are jokes. This riddle has been cited in print since at least 2018 and was popularized on a Laffy Taffy…
“What did the Scotsman say when he didn’t have money for his hors d’oeuvre bill?”/“I canape.”
"Canapé" can sound like "can not pay." "What did the Scotsman say when he didn’t have the money for his Hors d'oeuvre bill? I canapé" was posted on Twitter by…
“Two crisps are walking down the road…” (Walkers crisps joke)
Walkers crisps (potato chips) are the most popular brand in the UK. A "walker" joke is told about Walkers. This was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes on September 10, 1991: "A guy…