“I only drink coffee 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow”
"I only drink beer/ bourbon/ coffee/ whiskey/ wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only drink beer 3…
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“Did you know all fishermen are Marxists? Because the sea’s the means of production”
"Seize the means of production" is a Marxist saying. "Sea's the means of production" might be a Marxist fisherman's saying. "Socialism for fishermen: seas the…
“What do you call a magician who’s good at cooking?”/“A sauceror.”
"Sorcerer" (a person who claims or is believed to have magic powers) should not be confused with "sauceror" (a person who makes sauces), but there are jokes. "What do you…
“I only drink wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow”
"I only drink beer/ bourbon/ coffee/ whiskey/ wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only drink beer 3…
“If you drink vodka & orange juice from the skull of a guy named Phil— Philip’s head screwdriver”
A screwdriver cocktail and a Phillips head screwdriver (a tool) are different things, but there are jokes. "If you drink vodka & orange juice from the skull of a guy named Phil, you have…
“I only drink whiskey 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow”
"I only drink beer/ bourbon/ coffee/ whiskey/ wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only drink beer 3…
“What’s the best Olympic sport?”/“Diving, hands down.”
"Hands down" means "without question." In diving, the divers keep their hands down. "What's the best Olympic sport? Diving, hands down" was posted on Reddit --…
“I only drink bourbon 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow”
"I only drink beer/ bourbon/ coffee/ whiskey/ wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only drink beer 3…
“How do you convert an atheist to a theist?”/“Just give them a little space.”
"Atheist" and "a theist" look almost the same. The latter term just has an extra space. "How to turn an #atheist into a #theist: Just add space. #wonder #AllIsOne…
“I only drink beer 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow”
"I only drink beer/ bourbon/ coffee/ whiskey/ wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only drink beer 3…
“[Driving] Wife: You missed a right. Me: Thanks babe – you MRS right.”
"Missed a right (turn)" can sound like "Mr. Right." "While I was driving, her: Honey, you missed a right. Me: Thanks babe. You Mrs right" was posted on Reddit --…
“At this point, conspiracy theories might as well be called spoiler alerts”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic (including the measures of social distancing, face masks, lockdowns and vaccinations) was predicted by many "conspiracy theories," as some people once…
“What’s better than enchiladas?”/“n+1 chiladas.”
"Enchilada" might sound like "n-chilada" to a mathematician. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 24, 2021: Q: What's better than enchiladas?A: n+1 chiladas.…
“Quit complaining about jury duty. You’re getting excused from work to go judge a stranger…”
Many people complain about jury duty, but this was posted on Twitter by Sassparilla on September 17, 2018: "Quit complaining about jury duty. You’re literally getting excused from work to go…
Clown Hall or Clownhall (clown + town hall meeting)
A town hall meeting ("town hall") has been called "clown hall" or "clownhall" by those who believe that politicians are clowns. "More like a clown hall…
Boomer Doomer or Boomer Remover (COVID-19 nickname)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic affected mostly older people, such as baby boomers (people born from 1946 to 1964). COVID-19 was nicknamed the "Boomer Remover" and "Boomer…
Clownhall (Townhall nickname)
Townhall is an American politically conservative website. Some critics have called it "Clownhall." "Once again, Jose copies an article from Clownhall" was posted on the…
Clownhall or Clown Hall (clown + town hall meeting)
A town hall meeting ("town hall") has been called "clown hall" or "clownhall" by those who believe that politicians are clowns. "More like a clown hall…
“What do you get when the sunrise bends over?”/“The crack of dawn.”
A sunrise riddle is: Q: What do you get when the sunrise bends over?A: The crack of dawn. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 26, 2019. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/yaboi79 July 26,…
“It’s only sour grapes if it’s from the Sourgrape region. Otherwise it’s just sparkling whine”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A wine/whine joke was posted on Twitter by joel…