“Chips and salsa for breakfast because it’s Mexico somewhere”
"Tequila because it's Mexico somewhere" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is the popular drinking…
Archive for 07/2021
“Great ideas don’t require force or subsidies”
"Good ideas don't require force" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular in 2012. "Good ideas don't require force. Bad ideas…
Texaholic (Texas + -aholic)
"Texaholic" (Texas + -aholic) is a word that has been printed on many images. The term usually means a person who loves Texas, but can also mean someone from Texas who drinks a lot of…
“Great ideas don’t require force or coercion”
"Good ideas don't require force" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular in 2012. "Good ideas don't require force. Bad ideas…
“I drank so much tequila last night I woke up with a Mexican accent”
"I drank so much tequila last night that I woke up speaking Spanish" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I drank so much tequila this weekend, my liver speaks…
“I drank so much tequila last night that I woke up speaking Spanish”
"I drank so much tequila last night that I woke up speaking Spanish" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I drank so much tequila this weekend, my liver speaks…
“Six allowed at Christmas but 30 for a funeral. I will be holding a funeral for my pet turkey”
"Six allowed at Thanksgiving/Christmas but 30 for a funeral. I will be holding a funeral for my pet turkey" is a jocular Covid-regulation saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Six allowed at Thanksgiving but 30 for a funeral. I will be holding a funeral for my pet turkey”
"Six allowed at Thanksgiving/Christmas but 30 for a funeral. I will be holding a funeral for my pet turkey" is a jocular Covid-regulation saying that has been printed on many images.…
“A great way to protect yourself from the sun is drinking wine in the shade”
"A great way to protect yourself from the sun is drinking wine in the shade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "A great way to protect yourself from the…
“The beginning of eternity. The end of time and space” (riddle)
The letter "e" has several riddles. This was printed in The Lady's Magazine in December 1787: "THE beginning of eternity,The end of time and space,The beginning of every end,And…
“Good ideas don’t require force”
"Good ideas don't require force" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular in 2012. "Good ideas don't require force. Bad ideas…
“Remember kids, don’t play with fireworks. Leave it to the adults who have been drinking”
"Remember kids, don't play with fireworks. Leave it to the adults who have been drinking all day" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been…
“Never let a soul who hasn’t walked in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces”
"Don't let nobody who ain't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your laces" (or "Don't let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your…
“Don’t let nobody who ain’t been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your laces”
"Don't let nobody who ain't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your laces" (or "Don't let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your…
“Don’t let anyone who hasn’t been in your shoes tell you how to walk”
"Don't let nobody who ain't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your laces" (or "Don't let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your…
“I come at the beginning of end and at the end of time. What am I?” (riddle)
The letter "e" has several riddles. This was printed in The Lady's Magazine in December 1787: "THE beginning of eternity,The end of time and space,The beginning of every end,And…
“I am first on earth, second in heaven. I appear twice in a week, once in a year. What am I?”
A riddle was printed in the Camden (NJ) Post-Telegram (and other newspapers) on May 2, 1913: Kid -- What is it that occurs once in a minute, twice in a week, and yet only once in a year?Gent --…
“What is it that occurs once in a minute, twice in a week, and yet only once in a year?” (riddle)
The letter "e" has several riddles. This was printed in The Lady's Magazine in December 1787: "THE beginning of eternity,The end of time and space,The beginning of every end,And…
“What happens twice in a week, once in a year, and never in a day?” (riddle)
The letter "e" has several riddles. This was printed in The Lady's Magazine in December 1787: "THE beginning of eternity,The end of time and space,The beginning of every end,And…
“What’s the main difference between a duck and George Washington?” (riddle)
George Washington (1732-1799) is on the U.S. one dollar bill. This riddle by comedian Jay Leno was printed in his book Jay Leno's How to Be the Funniest Kid in the Whole Wide World (2005) and…