A cheese puff riddle is: Q: How do you make a cheese puff?A: Chase it around the kitchen.A: Chase it around the block. "[Joke Time] How do you make a cheese puff? ... Chase it around the…
"Molasses" doesn't have anything to do with "mole asses," but many people wonder what they do with the rest of the mole. The "molasses" joke has been printed on…
"Join the 3 day challenge. No alcohol on February 29, 30 and 31" (or in a leap year, "Join the 2 day challenge. No alcohol on February 30 and 31") is a jocular saying that has…
"Random thought Do Crows drink CAWFEE?" was posted on Twitter by Jim Brenneman on October 26, 2010. "cawfee. its what crows drink" was posted on Twitter by rachel gibson on…
"Watermelon" sometimes sounds like "water my lawn" and is jocularly spelled "watermalawn." "Water Ma Lawn" was posted on Twitter by KING O' [Flag of…
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
"Join the 3 day challenge. No alcohol on February 29, 30 and 31" (or in a leap year, "Join the 2 day challenge. No alcohol on February 30 and 31") is a jocular saying that has…
There is coconut milk, so many people believe that there should be coconut cheese. "I'd probably be down to just coconut milk - can you make coconut cheese?!" was posted on Twitter…
"Random thought Do Crows drink CAWFEE?" was posted on Twitter by Jim Brenneman on October 26, 2010. "cawfee. its what crows drink" was posted on Twitter by rachel gibson on…
A lemon puff riddle is: Q: How do you make a lemon puff?A: Chase it round the garden. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2011. “How do you make a cheese puff?"/"Chase it…
"Start every phone call with, 'My battery is almost dead.' That way you can hang up on them when you're bored" is a jocular piece of advice that has been printed on many…
Bread is sometimes described as an "edible sponge" that soaks up butter, soup, gravy, sauce and more. "Bread: The Edible Sponge! (tm)" was posted on Twitter by punslingerr on…
"Complementary naan" (free bread given out at an Indian restaurant) shouldn't be confused with "complimentary nan," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Ira…
"How do you get into college?" usually refers to being accepted at a college, but there are jokes. "'My son got into DeVry' 'what'd he have to do? Open the…
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
Governments often try to outlaw guns, but they also try to outlaw body armor as well. "The only reason the government would outlaw body armor is to make it easier for them to kill you. Change…
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
"The ugliness of ignorant ideas is BEAUTIFUL compared to the horror of everyone's mouth sewn shut" is an anti-censorship saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was…
Do rice cards taste unpleasant, like eating cardboard or styrofoam? "Yo! Plain rice cakes are edible styrofoam! Yuck!" was posted on Twitter by Ja Rule’s resume on August 10, 2010.…