“What did the melon say when his lawn looked dry?”/“Guess it’s time to watermalawn.”

“Watermelon” sometimes sounds like “water my lawn” and is jocularly spelled “watermalawn.” “Water Ma Lawn” was posted on Twitter by KING O’ [Flag of Jamaica] on April 30, 2010. “Watermalawn” was posted on Twitter by Raoul on September 29, 2012.
   
“hey sprinklers, will you uh, WATERMALAWN” was posted on Twitter by keeley on September 17, 2013. “The gardener forgot to Water ma lawn! Now the grass is dead#watermelón #WATERMALAWN #realLife https://vine.co/v/MMY26OZa5mw” was posted on Twitter by Keith Marks (and many others) on March 24, 2014.
     
“What did the melon say when his lawn looked dry. Guess it’s time to watermalawn” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 20, 2021.
       
   
Twitter
KING O’ [Flag of Jamaica]
@ORIGINALORAIN
I Thought I Hadd Ta Water Ma Lawn. But Da Mexicans , Cut It , Raked It & Watered It… Dey Did It All. Now Ma Lawn Lookin Fresh! LoL
3:16 PM · Apr 30, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Raoul
@welljamal
Last name: Dreaaa; First name: Watermalawn
1:04 PM · Sep 29, 2012·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
keeley
@arizonaemos
“hey sprinklers, will you uh, WATERMALAWN”
I laughed way too hard at that vine
9:46 PM · Sep 17, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
◤Jay◢
@JayDanOfficial
what did the nigga say to the water sprinkler?
can you watermalawn?
hahaha someone date me :‘D
6:17 AM · Nov 5, 2013·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
CoochiConjur
@YoDadLikeMe
Hey sprinklers.
can you do me a favor and-
WATER MA LAWN
2:40 AM · Nov 17, 2013·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Keith Marks
@keithmarks24
The gardener forgot to Water ma lawn! Now the grass is dead#watermelón #WATERMALAWN #realLife https://vine.co/v/MMY26OZa5mw
5:26 PM · Mar 24, 2014·Vine - Make a Scene
   
Twitter
Erik Sanchez
@BANG_erik
The gardener forgot to Water ma lawn! Now the grass is dead #watermelón #WATERMALAWN #realLife https://vine.co/v/MMY26OZa5mw
5:35 PM · Mar 24, 2014·Vine for Android
 
Twitter
lex ♡
@alexis_marx_
Told the Gardner he had one job… Watermalawn ... What part of watermalawn did he not understand
12:35 PM · Mar 26, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
GemmaGhost
@GemmaOfficial18
Told the gardener he had 1 job, watermelon, what part of watermalawn did he not understand.
2:08 PM · Jun 20, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
funny vines
@funnyvines2015v
The gardener forgot to Water ma lawn! Now the grass is dead: http://youtu.be/GqFNUuOrT_g?a via
@YouTube
5:15 AM · Oct 31, 2014·Google
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Dumpster_Humpster February 20, 2021
What did the melon say when his lawn looked dry.
Guess it’s time to watermalawn.