“I started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire”
If you invest in beef stock and chicken stock and vegetable stock, could you become a “bouillonaire” (bouillon + billionaire)?
“I bought apple stocks early…....also beef stocks, chicken stocks and vegetable stocks. I’m going to be a bouillonaire #theleague” was posted on Twitter by Adam Field on July 15, 2014. “invest in stocks/ beef, chicken, vegetable/ you’ll be a bouillonaire” was posted on Twitter by Kyle Gaddo on November 13, 2014. “i have invested in a lot of stocks: apple stocks, chicken stocks, vegetable stocks. and now, i’m a bouillonaire!” was posted on Twitter by arjun ram srivatsa on December 27, 2015.
“You should invest in these stocks: Chicken, vegetable, and beef. You’ll be a bouillonaire in no time” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 22, 2018. “I’ve started investing in stocks. Beef, chicken, and vegetable… One day I hope to be a bouillonaire….” was posted on Twitter by The Dad Joke Man on November 23, 2018. “I started investing in stocks of Beef, Chicken, and Vegetables. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 2, 2018.
“I’ve decided to invest all my money in soup stocks. I want to be a bouillonaire” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 1, 2020.
“Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market” and “I see the price of Oxo cubes has shot up again. The stock market’s gone crazy,” “The only stock options I have are chicken and beef” and “I went to the store to buy chicken broth, but they said they were out of stock” are related “stock” jokes.
Wikipedia: Broth
Broth, also known as bouillon, is a savory liquid made of water in which bones, meat, or vegetables have been simmered. It can be eaten alone, but it is most commonly used to prepare other dishes, such as soups, gravies, and sauces.
Commercially prepared liquid broths are available, typically chicken, beef, fish, and vegetable varieties. Dehydrated broth in the form of bouillon cubes were commercialized beginning in the early 20th century.
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Adam Field
@AdamField2
I bought apple stocks early…....also beef stocks, chicken stocks and vegetable stocks. I’m going to be a bouillonaire #theleague
4:49 AM · Jul 15, 2014·Twitter for iPad
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Kyle Gaddo
@kylegaddo
invest in stocks
beef, chicken, vegetable
you’ll be a bouillonaire
9:08 PM · Nov 13, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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arjun ram srivatsa
@arjununcle
i have invested in a lot of stocks: apple stocks, chicken stocks, vegetable stocks. and now, i’m a bouillonaire!
8:07 PM · Dec 27, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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God of Cheese
@zimpirate
Invest in stocks
beef, chicken, vegetable
you’ll be a bouillonaire
#BadPun
12:14 AM · Nov 13, 2016·TweetDeck
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Tay
@taycrayon
I like to invest in stocks;
Beef, chicken, and vegetable.
I guess you can call me a bouillonaire.
8:35 AM · Nov 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/[deleted] November 22, 2018
You should invest in these stocks:
Chicken, vegetable, and beef.
You’ll be a bouillonaire in no time.
Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
I’ve started investing in stocks.
Beef, chicken, and vegetable…
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire….
1:23 AM · Nov 23, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/conditackler December 2, 2018
I started investing in stocks of Beef, Chicken, and Vegetables.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
COMMENTS
DiedWhileDictating
What a souper idea.
conditackler
I should consider Broth IRA as a backup plan.
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Ian Lewer (the estate guy)
@ianlewer
I started investing in stocks of Beef, Chicken and Vegetables.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
6:06 AM · Dec 4, 2018 from Halifax, Nova Scotia·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/mr_snipeypants December 17, 2018
I’ve begun to heavily invest in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable.
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Pushn50 August 18, 2019
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, vegetable.
Someday I hope to be a bouillonaire!
Twitter
Swedish Sweetie
@swedishsweets99
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, vegetable…...
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire
4:58 PM · Aug 18, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/IDontCare320 August 27, 2019
I’ve started investing in stocks…
Mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
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ProServiceAutomotive
@ProServiceAuto
Today’s funny bumper sticker: “I just started investing in stocks: Beef, Chicken and Vegetable. Someday I hope to be a bouillonaire.” 😊
Have a safe Monday!
9:25 AM · Nov 4, 2019·Facebook
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Broken Puppet☕
@java_assassin
I’ve started investing in stocks:
beef, chicken, and vegetable…
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
2:33 AM · Dec 10, 2019·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Doc
@DocAtCDI
Ive started investing in stocks… Mainly beef, chicken and vegetables. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
12:47 PM · Nov 7, 2020·PunsByDocAtCDI
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Judge-Bredd November 17, 2020
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/2ndbreakfastfan December 1, 2020
I’ve decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.