“Sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm…”
"Sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm, but without blankets I’m vulnerable to monsters" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
Archive for 06/2020
World Hell Organization (World Health Organization or WHO nickname)
The World Health Organization (WHO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations concerned with public health. Some critics during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic claimed that WHO was not…
“Dear Bartender, don’t be offended if we ask ’Is there any liquor in this drink?’”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic closed many bars and restaurants. Liquor stores were open, and people made their own drinks at home. Many of these drinks were less watered-down (more alcoholic)…
“What makes taxation not theft?”/“Magical fairy dust.”
"What makes taxation not theft?" is a meme that has been printed on many images: "What makes sex NOT rape? Consent.What makes employment NOT slavery? Consent.What makes a transaction…
“How do you reset your body back to factory settings? Is it kale? It’s kale, isn’t it?”
Many people really do not like kale, no matter the health benefits. This was posted on Twitter by Benny 'Top Dog' Rollins on July 14, 2015: "How do you restore your body back to…
“So in order to enter stores now, do I bring a face mask, a brick, or both? 2020 is confusing”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic in the United States in March and April 2020 was followed by the George Floyd protests at the end of May 2020. The former involved wearing face masks to enter…
“What makes mandatory vaccinations not tyranny?”/“Magical fairy dust.”
"What makes mandatory vaccinations not tyranny?” is a meme that has been printed on an image: "What makes sex not rape? CONSENTWhat makes a job not slavery? CONSENTWhat makes a…
“All mothers were summoned when George Floyd called out for his momma”
"All mothers were summoned when George Floyd called out for his momma" is a saying that has been printed on many images.The original sign (white, red and blue letters on cardboard) was…
World Harm Organization (World Health Organization or WHO nickname)
The World Health Organization (WHO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations concerned with public health. Some critics during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic claimed that WHO was not…
“What makes taxation not theft?”/“Imagination.”
"What makes taxation not theft?" is a meme that has been printed on many images: "What makes sex NOT rape? Consent.What makes employment NOT slavery? Consent.What makes a transaction…
“This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji due to Covid-19. I usually don’t go because I’m poor”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic cancelled international travel plans for many people. "This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to Covid-19. I usually don't go because…
ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards)
A chanted jingle -- “I’ll sing you a song / And it wont take long [or: It’s not very long] / All coppers are bastards” -- has been cited in the United Kingdom since at least 1945.…
“All Cops Are Bastards” (ACAB)
A chanted jingle -- “I’ll sing you a song / And it wont take long [or: It’s not very long] / All coppers are bastards” -- has been cited in the United Kingdom since at least 1945.…
“This system got y’all thinking ‘legal’ means ‘right.’ Reminder: Slavery was ‘legal’”
Many laws are bad, written by rich and powerful interests. "The system got y'all thinking 'legal' means 'right.' Reminder: Slavery was 'legal'" is a…
ACAB (All Coppers Are Bastards)
A chanted jingle -- “I’ll sing you a song / And it wont take long [or: It’s not very long] / All coppers are bastards” -- has been cited in the United Kingdom since at least 1945.…
“All Coppers Are Bastards” (ACAB)
A chanted jingle -- “I’ll sing you a song / And it wont take long [or: It’s not very long] / All coppers are bastards” -- has been cited in the United Kingdom since at least 1945.…
“The system will have you thinking ‘legal’ means ‘right’, but remember slavery was legal”
Many laws are bad, written by rich and powerful interests. "The system got y'all thinking 'legal' means 'right.' Reminder: Slavery was 'legal'" is a…
1312 (ACAB; All Cops Are Bastards)
A chanted jingle -- “I’ll sing you a song / And it wont take long [or: It’s not very long] / All coppers are bastards” -- has been cited in the United Kingdom since at least 1945.…
“Dear Rioters. IRS Building. Please and thank you”
The George Floyd protests resulted in riots. Some people wished for a good target, such as the Internal Revenue Service Building. "BURN DOWN THE IRS BUILDING INSTEAD OF THE STORES" was…
“I’ve recently switched from eating venison to eating pheasant. Absolute game changer”
A "game changer" means something that "changes the game." It does not mean a change of game meats, but there are jokes. "I'm working on a device for turning rabbit…