“It’s offensive when cashiers look at money like it’s fake” (joke)

Cashiers often check to see if money is fake. “I hate it when cashiers check to see if my money is fake. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar General/Dollar Tree/McDonald’s/Walmart” is a saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“Chill out Walmart cashier. If I could counterfeit $20 bills, I wouldn’t be shopping here” was posted on Twitter by WhereTheFoxAt on May 16, 2013. “I hate when cashiers check to see if my money is fake. If i could counterfeit money i wouldn’t be shopping in fucking aldi” was posted on Twitter by Alex Mclellan on June 24, 2015.
   
“I hate it when cashiers check to see if my money is fake. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at Pep” was posted on Twitter by Natasha on December 19, 2019. “I hate when #cashiers feel the need to see if my #money is real or not. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar Tree, okay Karen!” was posted on Twitter by 🇺🇸👊🏻Bram The Man👊🏻🇮🇱 on January 15, 2020.
 
“It’s offensive when cashiers look at money like it’s fake if i knew how to counterfeit i’d be doing wilder shit than coming to Jamba Juice” was posted on Twitter by ernest baker on April 2, 2015, and started the meme that has been printed on many images in this form. “It’s offensive when cashiers look at money like it’s fake. If I knew how to counterfeit, I’d be doing wilder shit than coming to Starbucks” was posted on Twitter by Cameron Dallas (and others) on April 4, 2015.
   
     
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WhereTheFoxAt
@WhereTheFoxAt
Chill out Walmart cashier. If I could counterfeit $20 bills, I wouldn’t be shopping here.
4:58 PM · May 16, 2013·Buffer
     
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ernest baker
@ernestbaker
it’s offensive when cashiers look at money like it’s fake if i knew how to counterfeit i’d be doing wilder shit than coming to Jamba Juice
1:21 PM · Apr 2, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Em
@EmAnnMan
it’s offensive when cashiers look at money like it’s fake if i knew how to counterfeit i’d be doing wilder shit than coming to Panera
1:23 PM · Apr 2, 2015 from Fort Wayne, IN·Twitter for iPhone
   
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James Broaddus
@TheOGJB
it’s offensive when cashiers look at my money like it’s fake, if I knew how to counterfeit i’d be doing wilder things than the dollar menu.
4:57 PM · Apr 2, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Cameron Dallas
@camerorndalIas
it’s offensive when cashiers look at money like it’s fake if i knew how to counterfeit i’d be doing wilder shit than coming to Starbucks
9:57 AM · Apr 4, 2015·IFTTT
 
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Alex Mclellan
@AlexMcl91
I hate when cashiers check to see if my money is fake.
If i could counterfeit money i wouldn’t be shopping in fucking aldi.
3:45 PM · Jun 24, 2015·Twitter for Android
 
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Naomi Baur
@naomibaur
Cashier just checked to see if my $20 bill was real. If I could counterfeit I wouldn’t be at Target
9:52 AM · Oct 22, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Bailey Jourden
@bailey_jourden
I hate it when cashiers check my money like it’s fake. If I knew how to counterfeit, I’d be doing wilder things than coming to Walmart.
7:09 PM · Nov 6, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Chris D.A. Rodriguez
@Xrodriguez525
I find it offensive if cashiers look at my money like its fake. If I could counterfeit money I wouldn’t be at McDonalds. I’d be at Chipotle.
11:06 PM · May 9, 2016·Twitter Web Client
   
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jabici, imy
@louie_esq
Ok… So this lady just marked my $3 to make sure they were real. Don’t you think if I could counterfeit, I wouldn’t be at Stripes?🤔
10:18 PM · Aug 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
     
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silviu 🎄
@chillviu
i hate when cashiers check my $10 if it’s counterfeit
like mf if i could counterfeit money i wouldn’t be buying food at mcdonald’s
11:18 PM · May 14, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Nick Poston
@NBaileyPoston
Lady if I could counterfeit money I wouldn’t be handing you a $10 bill at bojangles…
8:40 PM · Jul 18, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Nick Morski
@nickmorskii
Guy at dominos, checked my 10 and 20 dollars bills to see if they were real. If I could counterfeit 10s and 20s I wouldn’t be at dominos.
9:58 PM · Sep 9, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
     
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Sean White USMCSDI 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@USMCSDI
I find it offensive when a cashier look’s at my money to make sure it’s real
Bitch if I knew how to counterfeit money I’d be doing wilder things than coming to McDonald’s
4:34 PM · Dec 1, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
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BPS
@BPS30590193
I hate that cashiers have to check if my money
is fake , if I could counterfeit money I wouldn’t be at Dollar General
12:29 PM · Dec 12, 2019·Facebook
 
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Natasha
@dramadelinquent
I hate it when cashiers check to see if my money is fake
If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at Pep
2:50 AM · Dec 19, 2019·Twitter for Android
     
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Mike the Italian Lion 🇮🇹 🇮🇹
@Italianmike
I just hate that cashiers check to see if my money is fake..
If I knew how to counterfeit money..I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Store !!! 😂🤦‍♂️😂
4:03 PM · Dec 23, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
I HATE THAT CASHIERS HAVE 2 CHECK IF MY MONEY IS FAKE!..💵 👀
IF I COULD COUNTERFEIT MONEY,
I WOULDN’T BE AT
@DOLLARGENERAL
! 😲 😆
3:23 PM · Jan 9, 2020·Facebook
 
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🇺🇸👊🏻Bram The Man👊🏻🇮🇱
@bramleythemanly
I hate when #cashiers feel the need to see if my #money is real or not. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar Tree, okay Karen!
4:37 PM · Jan 15, 2020·Twitter for iPhone