“‘I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,’ said Tom heartlessly”
A "Tom Swifty" about playing cards was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 18, 2000: "'I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,' said Tom heartlessly."…
Archive for 12/2019
Ohio: “Where’s Engagement, Ohio?”/“Somewhere between Dayton and Marion.”
An Ohio riddle is about city names is: Q: Where’s Engagement, Ohio?A: Somewhere between Dayton and Marion. (dating and marrying) The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.dave_barry on…
“Stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like i’m in for a wild December”
"Stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like i'm in for a wild December" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke means that a person needs…
“Nothing is as effective as homeopathy”
Various medical associations have concluded that homeopathy (an alternative medicine) is not effective. "Nothing is as effective as homeopathy" is a saying that was posted on Twitter by…
“I used to be a lifeguard until some blue kid got me fired”
A racial joke about employment has been told by stand-up comedian Larry the Cable Guy since at least 2005: "I used to be a lifeguard until some blue kid got me fired." The joke is that…
“Yoga is just trying not to fart while stretching”
"Yoga is spending an hour trying not to fart" is a jocular yoga saying that has been printed on many images. The joke has been told by several comedians. "Yoga is a Sanskrit word…