“Don’t let your meat loaf!” (slang)
"Don't let your meat loaf!" (or "Don't let your meatloaf!") is an expression with a pun on "loaf" as a verb. It means don't "loaf" -- stay…
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“Don’t let your meatloaf!” (slang)
"Don't let your meat loaf!" (or "Don't let your meatloaf!") is an expression with a pun on "loaf" as a verb. It means don't "loaf" -- stay…
“Shocked. Shocked!” (meme)
"Shocked. Shocked!" is a popular meme for when something is not shocking. The popular film Casablanca (1942) featured actor Claude Rains as Captain Louis Renault, who was forced by the…
“What’s the difference between communism & a pencil?”/“The pencil works on things other than paper.”
It's sometimes said that communism works on paper, but not in reality. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 10, 2015: Q: What's the similarity between communism and a…
Already Been Cancelled (ABC nickname)
The American Broadcasting Company (ABC) began in 1943 and is headquartered on Manhattan’s Upper West Side (near Lincoln Center). ABC had a 1990s reputation for poorly developing any successful…
Already Been Canceled (ABC nickname)
The American Broadcasting Company (ABC) began in 1943 and is headquartered on Manhattan’s Upper West Side (near Lincoln Center). ABC had a 1990s reputation for poorly developing any successful…
Awful Broadcasting Company (ABC nickname)
The American Broadcasting Company (ABC) began in 1943 and is headquartered on Manhattan’s Upper West Side (near Lincoln Center). The ABC nickname of "Awful Broadcasting Company" was…
Always Broadcasting Crap (ABC nickname)
The American Broadcasting Company (ABC) began in 1943 and is headquartered on Manhattan’s Upper West Side (near Lincoln Center). The ABC nickname of "Always Broadcasting Crap" was…
Hebrew Brainwashing Organization (HBO nickname)
HBO (Home Box Office) is is an American premium cable and satellite television network. Some critics believe that the content contains programming or "brainwashing." "Hebrew…
Horrible Body Odor (HBO nickname)
HBO (Home Box Office) is is an American premium cable and satellite television network. "B.O." is old 1930s slang for "body odor." "Horrible Body Odor" (or…
“Iced coffee is literally cool beans”
"Cool beans" is a slang term meaning "excellent" or "very nice." "Iced coffee place called Cool Beans. #OMG so adorable!!!" was posted on Twitter by…
Home Brainwashing Office (HBO nickname)
HBO (Home Box Office) is is an American premium cable and satellite television network. Some critics believe that the content contains programming or "brainwashing." "Hebrew…
Horrible Body Odour (HBO nickname)
HBO (Home Box Office) is is an American premium cable and satellite television network. "B.O." is old 1930s slang for "body odor." "Horrible Body Odor" (or…
“Shell out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“A median and a mode walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A math version is: "A median and a mode walk into a bar. The bartender says,…
“What do you call a woman who can’t draw?”/“Tracy.”
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 8, 2013: Q: What do you call a women who can't draw?A: Trace. "What do you call a woman who can't draw? Tracy" was posted on…
“What idiot called it iced coffee instead of cool beans”
"Cool beans" is a slang term meaning "excellent" or "very nice." "Iced coffee place called Cool Beans. #OMG so adorable!!!" was posted on Twitter by…
“Charity, please” (Halloween request)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Charity, please!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, especially in the province of Quebec. "La charité,…
“What do dyslexic zombies eat?”/“Brians.”
Zombies eat brains. A riddle has been printed on many images: Q: What do dyslexic zombies eat?A: Brians. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2009. TwitterMaya Prohovnik@mayafishHow have…
“Snickers without peanuts is a Milky Way. Milky Way without caramel is a 3 Musketeers”
Many American candy bars are similar. "A milky way is just a snikers with out the peanuts and a three musketeers is a snickers without peanuts or carmel and a heath bar just sucks" was…