“If they act like they can live without you, help them do it”
"If they act like they can live without you, help them do it" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if people don't value you, then don't…
Archive for 10/2019
“What do you call a grammar Nazi?”/“A corrections officer.”
A "grammar Nazi" corrects the grammar of others. Jokes about the terms "grammar Nazi" and "corrections officer" have been printed on many images. "Corrections…
“I haven’t had a single drink all day. They’ve all been doubles”
"Love Dean Martin's Line: 'Haven't had a single drink all week...only doubles'" was printed in the Valley Times (North Hollywood, CA) on January 31, 1959. American…
“I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish”
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter…
“Why is every gender equality officer female?”/“Because it’s cheaper.”
A joke about company gender equality officers was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 21, 2018: Q: Why is every gender equality officer female?A: Because it is cheaper. Reddit -- Jokes…
“The man who created the chickpea spread passed away, but has been given an award posthummusly”
"Posthummusly" (posthumously + hummus) is a jocular portmanteau word. "I eat so much hummus that one day it will kill me. At least I'll be happy. Posthummusly" was posted…
“You bring the wine, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You bring the tequila, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You bring the booze, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You bring the beer, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You bring the alcohol, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
Hummingbird Cake
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Hummingbird CakeHummingbird cake is a banana-pineapple spice cake common in the Southern United States. Ingredients include flour, sugar, salt, vegetable oil,…
California Dip or French Onion Dip
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: French onion dipFrench onion dip or California dip is an American dip typically made with a base of sour cream and flavored with minced onion, and usually…
“I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty”
"I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I ran out of coffee this…
French Onion Dip or California Dip
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: French onion dipFrench onion dip or California dip is an American dip typically made with a base of sour cream and flavored with minced onion, and usually…
Carpetbag Steak
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Carpetbag SteakCarpetbag steak or carpetbagger steak is a traditional working class dish from Mumbles, a historic oyster fishing village in Swansea, South…
“What do you call a lawyer who brews coffee?”/“A barristar.”
A "barrister" is a lawyer; a "barista" is a person who prepares coffee. Of course, there are jokes. "In England, people who practice law are called 'barristers'…
“I’m stuck between ‘I need to save money’ & ‘You only live once’”
The decision to spend money or to save money is sometimes a tough one. "I be like 'I need to save money' but then I be like f*k it,you only live once.." was posted on Twitter by…
“All things are possible with tequila and lipstick”
"All things are possible with tequila and lipstick" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "All things are possible with tequila and lipstick. #truth…
“What do you call a lawyer who brews coffee?”/“A barristar.”
A "barrister" is a lawyer; a "barista" is a person who prepares coffee. Of course, there are jokes. "In England, people who practice law are called 'barristers'…