“I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty”

“I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“I ran out of coffee this morning, Tequila seemed like an acceptable replacement…Everyone in #NYC is so pretty today. =D” was posted on Twitter by Coolest Porn Reviews on April 10, 2014. “I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement. Everyone’s so pretty today!” was posted on Twitter by colbs 🖤 on December 31, 2015. The saying was probably popularized by an image.
   
   
Twitter
Coolest Porn Reviews
@WillyMilano2
I ran out of coffee this morning, Tequila seemed like an acceptable replacement…
Everyone in #NYC is so pretty today. =D
12:15 PM · Apr 10, 2014·TweetDeck
 
Twitter
colbs 🖤
@__nicoosuave
I ran out of coffee this morning.
Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement.
Everyone’s so pretty today!
11:14 AM · Dec 31, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Princess Amanda 👸🏽
@amandamache13
Ran out of coffee this morning.
Tequila seems like a reasonable replacement. 😊
2:04 PM · Jan 3, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Mike Jenkins
@MikeJenkinsInfo
#oherd I ran out of coffee this morning.  Tequila seemed a reasonable replacement.  Everyone is so pretty today
11:45 PM · Jan 6, 2016·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Jeanette Dreyer
@jeanettedrr
I ran out of coffee this morning.  Tequila seemed a reasonable replacement.  Everyone is so pretty today
1:06 PM · Jan 9, 2016·Twitter for BlackBerry®
 
Google Books
Eleventh Grave in Moonlight:
A Novel
By Darynda Jones
New York, NY: St. Martin’s Press
2017
Pg. 298:
I ran out of coffee this morning.
Tequila seemed a reasonable replacement.
Everyone is so pretty today!
— MEME
 
Google Books
Title I Ran Out of Coffee This Morning Tequila Seemed a Reasonable Replacement Everyone Is So Pretty Today: Notebook with Blank Lines (8. 5 X 11 - 110 Pages)
Author B. Z. Humor
Edition illustrated
Publisher Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp Print Us, 2018
ISBN 1728965772, 9781728965772
Length 112 pages
 
YourTango
30 Hilarious Tequila Memes To Help You Celebrate National Tequila Day The Right Way
Jill Zwarensteyn
July 24, 2019
(...)
12. May have to run out of coffee more often.
“I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today.”
 
Twitter
Dennis the trainer
@GrazianoDennis
I ran out of coffee this morning.
Tequila seemed a reasonable replacement.
Everyone is so pretty today! 🤗
12:48 PM · Oct 3, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
El Arroyo
@ElArroyo_ATX
Have a great Monday folks! I know I am
(The following text is shown on the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
RAN OUT OF COFFEE
THIS AM, SO I USED
TEQUILA. EVERYONE
IS SO PRETTY TODAY!
1:28 PM · Mar 15, 2021·IFTTT