“If you’re always organizing things, you have OCD. If you’re always eating things, you have OBCD”
"OBCD" sounds like "obesity." "OBCD" weas entered in the Urban Dictionary on April 7, 2011. "OBCD" should not be confused with "OCD"…
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“Bosshole (noun): A person who turns into an asshole ten seconds after being made Supervisor”
"Bosshole" (boss + asshole) is a portmanteau word that has been printed on many images. "TO The Best Little Bosshole in Town! From Docs "R" us" was a Valentine's…
“I like bananas because they have no bones”
Bananas don't have bones. "Also she (Rena Arnold -- ed.) liked bananas because they have no bones in them" was a vaudeville joke printed in the Pittsburgh (PA) Post on September 14,…
“The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my —”
"The word 'vocabulary' isn't even in my...my...uh, what do you call it..." is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Jordan Carroll on February 5, 2012. "The word…
“Mirror mirror on the wall, I’ll always get up after I fall”
"Mirror mirror on the wall, I’ll always get up after I fall. And whether I run, walk or have to crawl, I’ll set my goals and achieve them all" is a motivational saying that has been…
“Who is the patron saint of security cameras?”/“St. Francis of a CCTV.”
"St Francis of a CCTV #surveillancereligion" -- a pun on St. Francis of Assisi (1181-1226) -- was posted on Twitter by Not 🚩THAT🚩ready yet 🌹🇪🇺🏴…
“The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my stock of words”
"The word 'vocabulary' isn't even in my...my...uh, what do you call it..." is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Jordan Carroll on February 5, 2012. "The word…
“Whiteboards are remarkable”
"Whiteboards are remarkable" is a saying that has been printed on many images. They are "remarkable" because they can be marked on again and again. "Whiteboards are…
“Work. Save. Travel. Repeat”
"Work. Save. Travel. Repeat" is a travel saying that has been printed on many images. "Work/save/travel" was posted on Twitter by Neal Tosefsky on August 4, 2009. "Work.…
“Because we’re worth it, too” (L’Oréal advertising slogan)
L'Oréal haircolor advertised that it's a little more expensive, but, according to its famous catchphrase, "I'm/You're/We're worth it." "Because I'm…
“Because I’m worth it” (L’Oréal advertising slogan)
L'Oréal haircolor advertised that it's a little more expensive, but, according to its famous catchphrase, "I'm/You're/We're worth it." "Because I'm…
“What You See Is What You Get” (WYSIWYG)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: WYSIWYGWYSIWYG (/ˈwɪziwɪɡ/ WIZ-ee-wig) is an acronym for What You See Is What You Get. In computing, a WYSIWYG editor is a system in which content (text and…
“Officer, why are you crying while writing me a ticket?”/“It’s a moving violation.”
Are moving violations emotionally moving? A joke has been cited in print since at least 1999: MOTORIST: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? POLICEMAN: It was a moving violation. Google…
Big Man On Campus (BMOC)
A "big man on (the) campus" (BMOC) is a male student who is highly popular. He could be a star athlete, a star student, a wealthy celebrity, a class president or popular in other ways.…
Delaware: “Square from Delaware” (slang)
A "square from Delaware" was 1930s-1950s slang for someone who was very conventional (and not "hep"). "Let him be as popular as the gigantic. colossal sporty, hip square…
“When you’re downie, eat a brownie”
"When you're downie, eat a brownie" (or "Feeling downie? Eat a brownie!") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't be a Downie, eat a…
“Feeling downie? Eat a brownie!”
"When you're downie, eat a brownie" (or "Feeling downie? Eat a brownie!") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't be a Downie, eat a…
Colorado: “Where do crayons go on vacation?”/“Colorado.”
Does Colorado have lots of color? A riddle is: Q: Where do crayons go for vacation?A: Colorado. The crayon joke has been cited in print since at least 2006. Wikipedia: ColoradoColorado…
“Because you’re worth it” (L’Oréal advertising slogan)
L'Oréal haircolor advertised that it's a little more expensive, but, according to its famous catchphrase, "I'm/You're/We're worth it." "Because I'm…
“Don’t tell anytwo, but I suck at math”
There is the word "anyone," but not "anytwo." "Monday math class anyone? Anytwo? Anythree? Monday bloody monday" was posted on Twitter by AdhikaRahmanto on December…