“Set a goal that makes you want to jump out of bed in the morning”
"Set a goal that makes you want to jump out of bed in the morning" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Create a vision that makes you want to jump out of…
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“My girlfriend said I wasn’t a true cockney, so I pushed her down the apples and oranges”
"Apples and pears" is cockney rhyming slang for "stairs." A joke was posted on Twitter by BarryNeaves on May 12, 2013: "My girlfriend said I was a rubbish cockney, so I…
“Be kind. Re-wine”
"Be kind. Re-wine" (a jocular variation of "Be kind. Rewind" about tapes) is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "PLEASE BE KIND REWINE !!!!!!!!" was…
“Don’t be afraid of being outnumbered. Eagles fly alone. Pigeons flock together”
"Don't be afraid of being outnumbered. Eagles fly alone. Pigeons flock together" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Pigeons flock together...Eagles…
“He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious, I said he had no proof”
"He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious, I said he had no proof" -- non-alcoholic wine has, literally, zero proof -- is a wine joke that was posted on The Majestic Wine Blog on…
“I’m not a wino, I’m a ‘why-yes’”
"I'm not a wiNO. I'm a wineYES!" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm Not A Wino, I'm A 'Why-Yes'" by Walter Lolich…
“Do more things that make you forget to check your phone”
Many people check their phones constantly. "Do more things that make you forget to check your phone" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be around people who make you…
“Less Monday, more summer”
"Less Monday, more summer" is an anti-work summer saying that has been 'printed on many images. "Less Monday, more Summer!" -- with an image -- was posted on Twitter by…
“I’m not a wiNO. I’m a wineYES!”
"I'm not a wiNO. I'm a wineYES!" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm Not A Wino, I'm A 'Why-Yes'" by Walter Lolich…
“I still don’t understand what a wine stopper is for”
"I still don't understand what a wine stopper is for" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I've been known to ask what a wine-stopper is for. I…
“Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine”
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink more wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no worries." The song…
“Every empty bottle is filled with a great story”
"Every empty bottle is filled with a great story" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Every empty bottle is filled with a great story..." was posted on…
“A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer’s wave goodbye”
"A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer's wave goodbye" (or "A falling leaf is summer's wave goodbye") is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images.…
“A falling leaf is summer’s wave goodbye”
"A falling leaf is summer's wave goodbye" (or "A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer's wave goodbye") is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Summer is over. Time to officially remember what day of the week it is”
"Summer is over. Time to officially remember what day of the week it is" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Summer is over ..... Time to remember what day…
“Where do steak fingers come from?”/“Cowhands.”
Where do steak fingers come from? "At an awards banquet for my daughter. Just served steak fingers. Where do steak fingers come from? This thought bothers me" was posted on Twitter by…
“Your life is your message to the world. Make sure it’s inspiring”
"Your life is your message to the world. Make sure it's inspiring" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember that the way you live your life is your message to…
“Summer should get a speeding ticket”
Summer (July and August) passes quickly. "Summer should get a speeding ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Summer should get a speeding ticket because its…
“Surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you”
"Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you" (or "Be with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you") is a saying that has been…
“Absinthe makes the fart grow stronger”
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder" is an old proverb. There have been many jocular variations with "absinthe" (instead of "absence") and "fart" (instead…