“Shut up and train”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "No pain, no gain. Shut up and train" has been cited in print since at least 2009. "Shut up and squat" is a similar saying. TwitterCarlos Ed.…
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“Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help”
"Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed in many images. Hamburger Helper is a packaged food…
“Fitness is 20% exercise and 80% nutrition. You can’t outrun your fork”
"Fitness is 20% exercise and 80% nutrition. You can’t outrun your fork" is an exercise saying that has been printed on several images. "You Can’t Outrun Your Fork!" was an…
“Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork”
"Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. Google BooksApril 1921, The Birth Control Review, pg. 18, col. 1 ad:Are You…
“When a girl at the gym tightens her ponytail, you know shit is about to go down”
"When a girl is playing a sport and she tightens her ponytail, you know it's/shit's about to go down" is an exercise/sports saying that has been printed on many images.…
“The fact that you aren’t where you want to be should be enough motivation”
"The fact that you aren't where you want to be should be enough motivation" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "The fact that you aren’t where you…
“Broccoli might get stuck in your teeth, but french fries will get stuck on your ass”
"Broccoli might get stuck in your teeth, but french fries will get stuck on your ass" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Mike…
“When a girl is playing a sport and she tightens her ponytail, you know shit’s about to go down”
"When a girl is playing a sport and she tightens her ponytail, you know it's/shit's about to go down" is an exercise/sports saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Eating well is a form of self-respect”
"Eating well is a form of self-respect" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that eating well and taking care of one's body are important forms of…
“First Rule of Turkey Club: Bacon, lettuce and tomato”
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club" is a famous line in the movie Fight Club (1999). Several jokes explain the first rule of a "Turkey Club…
“I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a complex complex complex”
"Complex" can mean (1) complicated, (2) a psychological fixation, and (3) a group of buildings. One can have a "complex complex complex." The "complex" pun has been…
“It hurts now, but one day it will be your warm up”
"It hurts now, but one day it will be your warm up" is a workout saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 11, 2012, and is of unknown…
“In our house it really should be called a cooking detector”
“Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off” is a jocular saying from the 1980s about smoke detectors and bad cooks. "In our house it really should be called a cooking detector" is…
“I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends”
"Wick ends" can sound a little like "weekends." "Does a trimmer in a candle factory ever work wick ends?" was published in a syndicated joke column in February 1953. A…
“Sore. The most satisfying pain”
"Sore. The most satisfying pain" is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Sore, The most satisfying feeling" is a similar saying. YourTango50 Motivational…
“No pain, no gain. Shut up and train”
"No pain, no gain." is an exercise adage from the 1970s. "No pain, no gain. Shut up and train" is a rhyming extension that has been printed on many images. TwitterCarlos Ed.…
“I was going to share a vegetable joke, but it’s corny”
Corn has many "corny" jokes. "Wanna hear a vegetable joke? nevermind, its too CORNy...meheh" was posted on Twitter on November 16, 2010. "I was gonna share a vegetable…
“My colleague can no longer attend next week’s Innuendo Seminar, so I have to fill her slot”
"My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead. http://sickipedia.org/joke/1562991" was posted on Twitter on April 14, 2014. The…
“When a girl is working out and she tightens her ponytail, you know it’s about to go down”
"When a girl is playing a sport and she tightens her ponytail, you know it's/shit's about to go down" is an exercise/sports saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Big deal, McDonalds. We’re all here for a limited time only”
McDonald's fast food restaurants offer some food specials "for a limited time only." "@beingtheo: Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only" was…