“Wake up, drink coffee & punch today in the face”
"Wake up, drink coffee & punch today in the face" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 10, 2014. TwitterAlex…
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“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. American comedian Lewis Black said the line in an…
“What’s black and doesn’t work?”/“Decaf coffee, you racist.”
"What's black and doesn't work?"/"Decaf coffee, you racist" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on Twitter on February 16, 2012. The…
“Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven…” (9/11 joke)
"Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven..." is the start of a joke that had been cited in print since at least 2008. The conspiracy theorists ask God who did the September 11, 2001…
“Coffee: starter fluid for the morning impaired”
"Coffee: starter fluid for the morning impaired" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee...starter fluid for humans" was posted to the…
“Coffee: liquid joy juice”
"Coffee: liquid joy juice" is a definition that has been printed on several images. David Voth wrote "Coffee: liquid joy juice" and posted a drawing on Twitter on February 2,…
“I pretend coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch”
"I pretend that coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "I like to pretend that coffee helps but I'm still a…
“Life begins after coffee”
"Life begins after coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted to the newsgroup comp.sys.mac.games on April 26, 1995. Google Groups:…
“But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee”
American director David Lynch said, in a story published in Time magazine on October 1, 1990: "I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New…
“Christ Offers Forgiveness For Everyone Everywhere” (“coffee” backronym)
"Christ Offers Forgiveness For Everyone Everywhere" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "coffee" that has been printed on many images. The "coffee" backronym was…
“Too much Monday, not enough coffee”
"Too much Monday, not enough coffee" -- meaning a tough day at work -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Too much Monday, not enough coffee. Must remedy" was…
“To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee….coffee”
A coffee expression was posted on Twitter on March 24, 2014: Ways to win my heart: 1. Buy me coffee.2. Make me coffee.3. Be coffee. A slightly different coffee expression was posted on Twitter on…
“Coffee is the gasoline of life”
"Coffee: The gasoline of life" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee: The gasoline of life" was posted to the newsgroup rec.sport.billiard on May…
“Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm”
"Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 17, 2014.…
“I eat salad every day. Bean salad…Coffee bean salad…Coffee. I drink coffee every day”
A joke has been printed on several images: "I eat salad every day.Bean salad.Coffee bean salad.Coffee.I drink coffee every day." The "I eat salad" joke was posted on Twitter on…
“Want to hear a really dark joke?…Decaf”
"Want to hear a really dark joke? Decaf" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "Wanna hear a joke? Decaf coffee" was posted on Twitter on October 28, 2011. "You…
“Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm”
"Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 17, 2014.…
“Coffee! Coffee! It’s our drink! If we don’t get it, we can’t think!”
"Coffee! Coffee! It's our drink! If we don't get it, we can't think!" is a jocular cheer that has been printed on many images. "Coffee coffee it's our drink! If…
“Too much Monday, not enough coffee”
"Too much Monday, not enough coffee" -- meaning a tough day at work -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Too much Monday, not enough coffee. Must remedy" was…
“I’ll have a rum and coke” (joke)
Can you substitute a Pepsi in a "rum and coke"? Dan Mentos made a popular tweet on November 23, 2014: “I’ll have a rum and coke”Is pepsi ok?“Sure whatever”*hands you a pepsi and…