“I pretend coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch”

“I pretend that coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “I like to pretend that coffee helps but I’m still a bitch” was posted on Twitter on June 3, 2015.
   
   
Twitter
Heartless Hot Mess‏
@__SatanInHeels
I like to pretend that coffee helps but I’m still a bitch.
4:28 PM - 3 Jun 2015
 
Twitter
Shαyℓα♡‏
@Shalaylacakes
I pretend that coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch.
11:15 AM - 21 Sep 2015
 
Twitter
Serrina‏
@serrmaxo
“I pretend that coffee helps me but I’m still a bitch” ☕😏😂
11:35 AM - 21 Sep 2015
     
Twitter
TheCrαzyBxtch‏
@thecrazybxtch
every morning I pretend that coffee helps but I’m still a bitch
8:02 AM - 24 Sep 2015
 
Twitter
Amy Rebollar‏
@amyrebollar
I pretend coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch. ☕️💁🏽
11:30 AM - 15 Oct 2015
 
Sizzle
I PRETEND LIKE COFFEE HELPS BUT I’M STILL A BITCH JULIANA CAMERON A INSTAQUOTE STOP AND FOLLOW MY GORGEOUS GIRL @JULIANACAMERON 💋@JULIANACAMERON ❤️ TAG SOME BITCHY FRIENDS WHO CAN RELATE☕️☕️ MEME
BITCH FRIENDS FUNNY GIRLS COFFEE GIRL GORGEOUS HELP TAGGED HELPS IMS PRETEND HELPING STOPPING FOLLOWER FOLLOWED HELPFUL JULIANA PRETENDING GORGEOUS GIRL GORGEOUS GIRLS BITCHI MY GORGEOUS BITCHY
FOUND @ 1046 LIKES ON 2016-04-18 14:14:21 BY SIZZLE
SOURCE: INSTAGRAM
 
Facebook
JD’s Vinyl DesignsJune 23, 2016 ·
I pretend this coffee helps but I’m still a bitch #justsaying in chrome vinyl coffee mug.
 
Twitter
Sassy&Wasted ✌️‏
@glitterandsass
I saw a coffee cup today that said “I pretend coffee helps but I’m still a bitch” and I’ve never related to anything more😂😂🤷🏼‍♀️☕️
8:06 PM - 21 Jan 2017
 
Twitter
Gypsy Wanderer‏
@_shinyhappybtch
I pretend coffee helps but I’m still a bitch.
10:11 AM - 9 Feb 2017
   
Barista Life
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53. I pretend coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch
- Anonymous