“What kind of bunny can’t hop?”/“A chocolate one.”
An Easter bunny riddle is: Q: What kind of bunny can't hop?A: A chocolate one. The joke was posted on Twitter on March 29, 2013. TwitterEaster Joke @easterjokeEaster Jokes 2013 - Q: What…
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“If you struggle cutting cake, is it still a piece of cake?”
Something that is a "piece of cake" is something that is easy or simple. "If a cake is hard to make is it still a piece of cake??" is a joke that was posted on Twitter January…
“May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light” (Irish blessing)
An Irish blessing has been printed on several images: "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night." The origin of the saying is…
Albany: “What is the Easter bunny’s favorite state capital?”/“Albunny, New York.”
An Easter bunny riddle is: Q: What is the Easter bunny's favorite state capital?A: Albunny, New York! The Albany joke has been cited in print since at least 2005. Wikipedia: Albany, New…
“I’ve got the same Easter plans as Jesus. Disappear on Friday, show up on Monday”
An Easter joke is: Wife: What are your plans for Easter?Husband: Same as Jesus..I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday. The joke was posted on Twitter by MAHLEKZA on April 3, 2015.…
“What is the Easter bunny’s favorite sport?”/“Basket-ball.”
An Easter bunny riddle is: Q: What is the Easter bunny's favorite sport?A: Basket-ball, of course! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2005. Google Groups: alt.cuddleEaster Giggles…
“Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?”/“At IHOP.”
An Easter bunny riddle about the pancake restaurant IHOP (pronounced "I hop") was posted on Twitter on April 12, 2008: Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?A: IHOP! A slightly…
“What did the tree say after a long winter?”/“What a re-leaf!”
A weather riddle is: Q: What did the tree say after a long winter?A: What a re-leaf! The joke was posted on Twitter on December 1, 2016. TwitterAllysa Martinez @_allysajoyceHow I will feel in…
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short”
"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 9, 2013. “May your clothes be…
“To be Irish is to know that, in the end, the world will break your heart”
"To be Irish is to know that, in the end, the world will break your heart" is a paraphrase of a 1963 remark by Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927-2003), then Assistant Secretary of Labor. U.S.…
“Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up!”
"Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol/Wine, suit up!" is a jocular saying (inspired by baseball) that has been printed on many images. "5:31pm Coffee, you’re on the bench.…
“Move over, coffee. Today is a job for champagne”
"Move over, coffee. This/Today is a job for alcohol/champagne/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Move over coffee, this is a job for alcohol" was posted on…
“Where does an Irish family go on vacation?”/“To a different bar.”
A riddle about an Irish family is: Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?A: To a different bar. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997. This description of the Irish is often…
“As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way”
"As you slide down the ban(n)ister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "A toast to the bride and…
“I’m sick of all these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish this drink, I’m punching someone”
"I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. The line was posted on…
“Yo mama is so ugly, she can make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk”
A popular "yo mama" insult joke is: "Yo mama is so ugly, she can make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk for an hour." The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“May your soul be in heaven before the devil knows you’re dead” (toast)
"May your soul be in heaven before the devil knows you're dead" is an old Irish toast of uncertain origin. ""May yer sowl be in glory a fortnight before the divil knows…
“An Irishman can argue either side of a question, often at the same time”
"An Irishman can argue either side of a question, often at the same time" is a jocular one-line saying that has been credited to Los Angeles (CA) Times sportswriter Jim Murray…
“Whale oil beef hooked” (How to speak Irish in one easy lesson)
"Whale oil beef hooked" are words that have been printed on many images. Supposedly, it's a joke of how an Irish persons says, "Well, I'll be fucked." The words have…
“I have the right to remain silent, but I don’t have the ability”
A Miranda warning is given by law enforcement officers, telling an accused that he or she has the right to remain silent. American stand up comedian and actor Ron White wrote a book, I Had the…